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mountaintopped adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the sofa's highest cushion is the evening's summit. Zephyrus was mountaintopped, surveying the sitting room from the back of the sofa. mountanted adj. Drunk by the third round, and holding every conversation in place as though under glass. Zairah was mountanted, preserving the same story intact through two fresh pints.
mountboarded adj. Drunk by closing time, and ready to have the evening displayed for public inspection. mountdowned adj. Still drunk, and attaching every loose opinion to the nearest available surface. mountebanked (/ˈmaʊntəˌbæŋkd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to sell dubious cures with the confidence of a licensed chemist. Ephrem got mountebanked and offered Maider a bitter for every complaint in the room. mountebankeried adj. Having drunk enough to turn pub boasts and doubtful remedies into a single profession. mountebankismed adj. Having drunk more than a sensible person can support while maintaining a private medical practice. Keemon got mountebankismed and diagnosed Audrina from the other end of the bar. mounted (/maʊntd/) adj. Too drunk to descend from a hill-shaped chair without assistance and a short pause. Nebeyu got mounted on the armchair and required guidance before attempting the stairs. mounted infantried adj. You have drunk enough to advance on foot while relying on furniture for transport. mounted policed (/ˈmaʊntɪd pəˈliːsd/) adj. You are drunk and patrolling the pub as though crowd control were your appointed duty. Yazzmine went mounted policed and reorganised the queue for the ladies' loos. mountenanced adj. Of a drinker: extending a small distance or interval into a full evening's undertaking. mountered adj. Of a drinker who has climbed aboard an unlikely object and regards dismounting as optional. mountied adj. The state of being drunk and maintaining ceremonial authority over the coat stand. mounting blocked adj. A drinker who uses the pub's step as a ceremonial aid before attempting the horse-sized journey home. Breasia was mounting blocked outside the inn, treating the step as essential equipment. mountinged (/ˈmaʊntɪŋd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an attachment to every available piece of furniture. Carlens became mountinged, collecting chairs and Lodie as attachments to the same table.
mountkeithited adj. A drinker so far gone that the bar staff can identify the full chemical composition by inspection.
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