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Moschcowitz syndromed
adj.
Having drunk enough to spend the evening forming clots of conversation, each blocking the next.
Fanita became
Moschcowitz syndromed
and stopped every discussion at the point of useful circulation.
Moscovianed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of treating every minor decision as a matter for imperial administration.
Mareisha got
Moscovianed
and issued formal instructions about who should order chips.
Moscow Watchdoged
adj.
Having drunk more than the room can safely ignore, and guarding the crisps with borrowed authority.
Dallyn went
Moscow Watchdoged
and barked at anyone approaching the bowl of crisps.
Moscow Water Dogged
adj.
You have drunk enough to become an extinct breed in your own recollection, but continue accepting duties.
Paw got
Moscow Water Dogged
and volunteered to escort every guest home personally.
Moscow muled
adj.
You are drunk and treating ginger, lime and vodka as a complete argument for further travel.
Alegandro became
Moscow muled
and proposed walking to the next town for one more.
Moscow saladed
adj.
Of a drinker: confidently combining whatever remains, then calling the resulting arrangement traditional.
Xylar got
Moscow saladed
and mixed crisps, olives and ice in one ceremonial bowl.
Moselled
(/məʊˈzɛld/)
adj.
Of a drinker who has discovered a light white wine and mistaken delicacy for unlimited capacity.
Charming became
Moselled
and ordered Riesling with the conviction that restraint had been achieved.
Moses basketed
adj.
Describing a drinker who has made a small, portable bed of the nearest container.
Shamond went
Moses basketed
and settled into the laundry basket beneath the stairs.
Moses on a rafted
adj.
A drinker who has appointed a leafy floating object as transport and is awaiting the tide.
Andrenae became
Moses on a rafted
and tried to sail across the beer garden.
Moses soled
adj.
A drinker so far gone that a small Red Sea fish appears qualified to conduct the expedition home.
Jasdip got
Moses soled
and followed a fish-shaped sign towards the taxi rank.
Moslawied
adj.
The state of being drunk and confidently declaring a provincial affiliation to anyone within earshot.
Tice became
Moslawied
and described the pub's carpet as unmistakably local.
Moslemahed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has turned a simple journey into a solemn personal observance.
Yizza became
Moslemahed
and approached the taxi queue as though entering a ceremony.
Moslemanned
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has acquired a creed, a mission and no evidence for either.
Conagh went
Moslemanned
and attempted to convert the jukebox to his preferred programme.
Moslemdomed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into defining the entire evening by one increasingly implausible principle.
Efsa became
Moslemdomed
and declared that nobody could leave until the round was philosophically complete.
Moslemessed
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to make a woman of the household responsible for locating the clean glass.
Tehila was
Moslemessed
, asking Aaronjoseph where the glasses lived in her own kitchen.
Moslemismed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has turned a modest evening into an organised system of belief.
Donzaleigh became
Moslemismed
and arranged the bar's stools according to a private doctrine.
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