Moschcowitz syndromed
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Moschcowitz syndromed adj. Having drunk enough to spend the evening forming clots of conversation, each blocking the next. Fanita became Moschcowitz syndromed and stopped every discussion at the point of useful circulation. Moscovianed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every minor decision as a matter for imperial administration. Mareisha got Moscovianed and issued formal instructions about who should order chips.
Moscow Watchdoged adj. Having drunk more than the room can safely ignore, and guarding the crisps with borrowed authority. Dallyn went Moscow Watchdoged and barked at anyone approaching the bowl of crisps. Moscow Water Dogged adj. You have drunk enough to become an extinct breed in your own recollection, but continue accepting duties. Paw got Moscow Water Dogged and volunteered to escort every guest home personally. Moscow muled adj. You are drunk and treating ginger, lime and vodka as a complete argument for further travel. Alegandro became Moscow muled and proposed walking to the next town for one more. Moscow saladed adj. Of a drinker: confidently combining whatever remains, then calling the resulting arrangement traditional. Xylar got Moscow saladed and mixed crisps, olives and ice in one ceremonial bowl. Moselled (/məʊˈzɛld/) adj. Of a drinker who has discovered a light white wine and mistaken delicacy for unlimited capacity. Charming became Moselled and ordered Riesling with the conviction that restraint had been achieved. Moses basketed adj. Describing a drinker who has made a small, portable bed of the nearest container. Shamond went Moses basketed and settled into the laundry basket beneath the stairs. Moses on a rafted adj. A drinker who has appointed a leafy floating object as transport and is awaiting the tide. Andrenae became Moses on a rafted and tried to sail across the beer garden. Moses soled adj. A drinker so far gone that a small Red Sea fish appears qualified to conduct the expedition home. Jasdip got Moses soled and followed a fish-shaped sign towards the taxi rank. Moslawied adj. The state of being drunk and confidently declaring a provincial affiliation to anyone within earshot. Tice became Moslawied and described the pub's carpet as unmistakably local. Moslemahed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned a simple journey into a solemn personal observance. Yizza became Moslemahed and approached the taxi queue as though entering a ceremony. Moslemanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a creed, a mission and no evidence for either. Conagh went Moslemanned and attempted to convert the jukebox to his preferred programme. Moslemdomed adj. Sharpened by drink into defining the entire evening by one increasingly implausible principle. Efsa became Moslemdomed and declared that nobody could leave until the round was philosophically complete. Moslemessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a woman of the household responsible for locating the clean glass. Tehila was Moslemessed, asking Aaronjoseph where the glasses lived in her own kitchen.
Moslemismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a modest evening into an organised system of belief. Donzaleigh became Moslemismed and arranged the bar's stools according to a private doctrine.