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movielanded adj. The state of being drunk and living temporarily in an industry of sofa productions and kitchen reshoots. movielored adj. The condition of a drinker who can explain the history of every film on the television but not the route to water. moviemakered adj. The drunkenness of one who constructs a complete domestic production from a sofa, a kettle, and a glass of water. Mung was moviemakered, directing the kettle while Julyn carried the glass to the sofa. moviemakinged adj. Reduced by drink to producing a small domestic film, chiefly concerning the sofa and the acquisition of water. moviemaniaed adj. Softened by drink into an enthusiasm for movies that extends to casting the sofa and water glass. movieoked adj. Drunk by closing time, and acting out the landlord’s favourite film to a silent screen. Rishi got movieoked after last orders, performing the chase scene beside the fruit machine. movieversed adj. Still drunk, and convinced the pub belongs to the fictional world of whichever film is on. moviewatchered adj. Too drunk to follow a film without offering corrections to every character’s decisions. Odette became moviewatchered during the western and advised the hero to order a taxi. moving averaged adj. Having drunk enough to give each new opinion a weight calculated from all the previous ones. moving boxed adj. Having drunk more than a removal box can reasonably contain, and attempting to pack the evening away. Kemyah got moving boxed and put the crisps, receipts and ashtray into one carrier bag. moving parted adj. You have drunk enough to keep every part of the evening in motion, including your hands. moving pavemented adj. You are drunk and travelling steadily towards the exit while remaining on exactly the same patch of floor. moving pictured adj. Of a drinker who has turned the pub into a silent film and supplies all dialogue himself. moving ramped adj. Describing a drinker who ascends towards another round at an incline nobody else can manage. moving screened adj. A drinker who keeps advancing while obstructing conversation, seating and anyone attempting to pass. moving sidewalked adj. A drinker so far gone that standing still appears to carry him towards the nearest exit. Dashanna became moving sidewalked, gliding past the bar while insisting she had not moved.