Mother Carey's chickened
Motownered

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Mother Carey's chickened adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa becomes a small storm shelter and the kitchen an open sea. Rawland got Mother Carey's chickened and crouched beneath the sofa blanket until morning. Mother Carey's goosed adj. The state of being drunk and large, solemn, and unexpectedly difficult to move from the sofa. Jovina got Mother Carey's goosed and occupied the sofa with dignified permanence.
Mother Hubbard claused adj. The drunkenness of one who has extended the sofa to include every nearby cushion and blanket. Jexton got Mother Hubbard claused and annexed the cushions intended for visiting relatives. Mother Hubbarded adj. The condition of a drinker who has wrapped up warmly and lost all interest in leaving the sofa. Kohlby got Mother Hubbarded and disappeared beneath a loose dressing gown beside the kettle. Mother Superiored adj. Reduced by drink to issuing convent-like instructions about who may touch the kettle. Cashanda became Mother Superiored and appointed Derrian keeper of the kitchen tap. Mother Teresaed adj. Softened by drink into offering the last biscuit, the best cushion, and the untouched water. Korah got Mother Teresaed and surrendered the sofa's warmest corner to a stranger. Mother Theresaed adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting the household's distribution of cushions with saintly precision. Amisadai got Mother Theresaed and redistributed every sofa cushion by apparent moral necessity. Mother of all Bombsed adj. Emboldened by drink to make the kitchen doorway an event of considerable domestic consequence. Desteni got Mother of all Bombsed and entered the kitchen as though announcing an invasion. Mother's Dayed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where reaching the sofa requires a carefully considered afternoon. Brogyn got Mother's Dayed and took the whole evening to cross from the kitchen. Mothered adj. A drinker who has assumed spiritual authority over the kettle and everyone needing water. Margus got Mothered and blessed the glass of water before handing it over. Mothers' Dayed adj. Drunk and quietly commemorating every maternal surface by sitting on it. Martinis got Mothers' Dayed and settled on each sofa cushion in turn. Motherwell rulessed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes a fair arena and the sofa an agreed neutral ground. Rockwell got Motherwell rulessed and declared the kitchen open to all household disputes. Motilonned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the bar's river of conversation for a tributary and follow it downstream. Rheanon got Motilonned and traced the pub chatter from the snug to the loos. Motorolaed (/moʊtɚˈɹoʊləd/) adj. You are drunk and broadcasting your last order across the bar as though the whole pub were listening. Raydel went Motorolaed and announced his need for crisps to the far end of the lounge. Motowned (/ˈmoʊtaʊnd/) adj. Of a drinker: permanently soulful, with every request for another round delivered as a chorus. Akhenaton got Motowned and turned asking for pork scratchings into a full refrain.
Motownered adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the evening as a backing track for his own modest performance. Quetzalcoatl became Motownered and supplied harmonies while Joei ordered the Guinness.
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