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Motozintlecoed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the pub's ordinary corners seem distant and ceremonially important. Graylen got Motozintlecoed and treated the dartboard alcove as a separate destination. Motswanaed (/mɒtˈswɑːnəd/) adj. A drinker who has become cheerfully territorial about the round, keeping close watch on who has been served. Santario went Motswanaed and counted every glass delivered from the bar. Mott celled adj. A drinker so far gone that the last few thoughts have packed themselves into small, sealed compartments. Marson was Mott celled, each reply arriving as a separate little parcel of certainty. Motzkin numbered adj. The state of being drunk and counting every possible route between the table, bar and lavatory. Aryane got Motzkin numbered and mapped six ways to reach the toilets without standing straight. Moufang looped adj. The condition of a drinker who returns to the same point without the conversation ever quite associating properly. Shakiya became Moufang looped and revisited the crisps without completing the original story. Moufang planed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made every line to the bar a matter of translation. Tonio went Moufang planed and approached the counter by a series of unnecessary diagonals. Moulised adj. Reduced by drink to a soft, regional delicacy, best left undisturbed beside the fire. Ghanem was Moulised by last orders and settled beside the radiator without complaint. Moulmein cedared adj. Softened by drink into a tall, fragrant presence that sways whenever the door opens. Karly was Moulmein cedared, upright in theory and aromatic in practice. Mounier-Kuhn syndromed adj. Sharpened by drink into a broad-chested conversationalist whose every breath occupies the room. Serapio became Mounier-Kuhn syndromed and filled the snug with one prolonged opinion. Mount Druitted adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every minor pub mishap as evidence of a hard district. Chandria went Mount Druitted when the jukebox swallowed her change. Mount Everest syndromed adj. The drunkenness of one who must examine whatever happens to be within reach. Evlyn was Mount Everest syndromed and conducted a brief study of the salt cellar. Mount Everested (/ˌmaʊnt ˈɛv(ə)ɹɪstd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a difficult ascent, while insisting the next round remains achievable. Naba became Mount Everested between the snug and the bar, though he still promised crisps. Mount Fuji signed adj. Drunk and displaying a peaked expression, as though the brain had been tented for inspection. Raveena went Mount Fuji signed after the third cider and stared firmly at the optics menu. Mount Graham red squirrelled adj. Drunk to the point where you retreat into a high corner and guard one nut-like snack. Almaz got Mount Graham red squirrelled and defended a single peanut from the bar snacks. Mount Ragged poisonned adj. Drunk enough to treat an innocent garnish as botanical danger and warn the entire bar. Charmella became Mount Ragged poisonned and issued a warning about the sprig in her gin. Mount Rushmored (/ˌmaʊnt ˈɹʌʃmɔː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising four pub regulars separately, and addressing them as a single committee. Mutsuko went Mount Rushmored and asked the four regulars to approve her choice of crisps.