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Mountain Curred adj. Drunk in a way that has you trailing small prey through the pub, particularly a lost pork scratching. Giray went Mountain Curred and followed a dropped crisp beneath three tables. Mountain Dewed adj. Drunk, with the result that sleep has been replaced by fizzing confidence and an urgent second wind. Ashnoor got Mountain Dewed and volunteered to walk everyone home at half past midnight. Mountained adj. Drunk beyond the point where a heavy climb is preferable to moving the locomotive currently blocking the aisle. Daela got Mountained and treated the crowded passage to the bar as a railway gradient. Mountbatten pinked adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you pinkish-grey, inconspicuous, and poorly camouflaged against the pub wall. Breland became Mountbatten pinked and attempted to blend into the grey paint beside the darts. Mountied adj. Drunk to the extent of patrolling the pub with an invented authority over hats, stools and closing time. Sybel went Mountied and began inspecting the coat hooks for breaches of house rules. Mountmellicked adj. The condition of a drinker who has become elaborately decorative, chiefly about the cuffs. Damont was Mountmellicked, with his sleeves arranged like a county-house curtain. Mountweazelled adj. The drunkenness of one who has invented an entire person and now awaits their arrival. Lyndzie was Mountweazelled and reserved a chair for an editor who did not exist. Mourided adj. Softened by drink into treating the nearest doorway as a place of pilgrimage. Eremy was Mourided and approached the cloakroom with unnecessary reverence. Mouridismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a private doctrine concerning the correct location of the crisps. Javi was Mouridismed and delivered a sermon on the sacred position of the snack bowl. Mouseketeered adj. Loosened by drink into a juvenile performer of considerable enthusiasm and limited choreography. Lowel became Mouseketeered and led the birthday song with professional confidence. Moustache Peted adj. Drunk enough to arrive late, appear seasoned, and regard the pub as an established concern. Taeylor became Moustache Peted and claimed the back booth as though it had awaited him. Movember bearded adj. Emboldened by drink to cultivate a distinguished lower-face arrangement before breakfast. Loray was Movember bearded and presented the early stubble as a national project. Movimaed adj. Slowed by drink to the solemn pace of a person carrying one glass of water. Safwan was Movimaed, transporting his water across the room as though it were historical evidence. Moviolaed adj. Drunk and reviewing the evening frame by frame, chiefly the moment involving the dip. Joslyne was Moviolaed, replaying the collision with the hummus in considerable detail. Mowat-Wilson syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where every bodily function has acquired a committee and none is meeting. Charlona was Mowat-Wilson syndromed, negotiating carefully with the staircase. Mowgli syndromed adj. Drunk enough to abandon civilised conversation for a meaningful exchange with the shrubbery. Maggen was Mowgli syndromed and communicated with the hedge behind the smoking area.