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Mowreed adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to an outdated certainty whose correction would require too much walking. Olawale was Mowreed and insisted the taxi rank had moved to the railway platform. Moyamoya diseased adj. Drunk past the point of clear circulation, with thoughts arriving by minor tributaries. Rishi was Moyamoya diseased and took the scenic route from the chair to the table. Moyamoya syndromed adj. Drunk beyond efficient mental traffic, with every idea reduced to a congested side road. Chevie was Moyamoya syndromed and needed three approaches to locate the salt. Mozabited adj. Drunk in a way that turns the room into an architectural proposition and the sofa into its capital. Din was Mozabited and declared the sitting room a settlement of lasting importance. Mozambicanned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person preserved, upright, and unsuitable for opening. Sacoyia was Mozambicanned, sealed into the armchair until further notice. Mozambicannessed adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a national character chiefly visible in the paperwork for the taxi. Berneda was Mozambicannessed and completed the taxi form with ceremonial seriousness. Mozambiquanned adj. Drunk on the strength of a place name, and now treating the bar as a distant territory. Jean-pierre was Mozambiquanned and described the pub as a remote coastal possession. Mozambiqued (/ˌmoʊ.zæmˈbiːkd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and geographically unable to leave the vicinity of the nearest chair. Kent was Mozambiqued and had made no progress towards the door since last orders. Mozarabed (/məʊˈzæɹəbd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a solemn cultural exchange with the bread basket. Eraldo was Mozarabed and negotiated peacefully with the bread basket. Mozarabited adj. Still drunk, and maintaining a formal coexistence with the coat he has mistaken for a guest. Emmaley was Mozarabited, exchanging courteous nods with a coat on the stair. Mozarkited adj. Emboldened by drink to tell the room that every ordinary object is a local geological treasure. Cephas got Mozarkited and lectured Pushti on the mineral virtues of the landlord's doorstep. Mozart balled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a chocolate sweet as a Viennese masterpiece and refuse to share it. Veeraj was Mozart balled, unwrapping the confectionery with the gravity of a royal commission. Mozarted (/ˈməʊtsɑːtd/) adj. Too drunk to play anything but convinced that the spoon is approaching a concerto. Jaline was Mozarted and conducted the kettle with a teaspoon. Mozillianed adj. Emboldened by drink to explain open-source principles to everyone else in the room. Matin was Mozillianed, distributing software advice among guests who had requested neither software nor advice. Mozzered adj. Slowed by drink to regard every melancholy song as a personal communication from Morrissey. Paisley became Mozzered and made the birthday party listen to an extended account of lyrical disappointment. Mozzied adj. Of a drinker: unable to remain still, especially when the kitchen contains an unattended glass. Pramit got Mozzied and patrolled the kitchen until someone filled his tumbler.