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mo quaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and soft, round, and difficult to carry without cooperation. Earlesha came out mo quaed, leaning against the wall like a squash awaiting transport. mo shued adj. Of a drinker: distributing the evening into egg, vegetables and meat, with companions assigned accordingly. Pamilla went mo shued and allocated Ketan the vegetables while claiming the egg portion. mo'fuckaed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the fridge door as an opponent and the sofa as neutral ground. Acelino became mo'fuckaed and shut the fridge with unnecessary conviction. mo'ied adj. Still drunk, and carrying yourself with the authority of a chief whose kingdom has stairs. Jozlynne arrived mo'ied and issued calm commands while missing the first step. mo-capped adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe that the room’s movements are being recorded for a production requiring your direction. mo-died adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has divided into two occupants sharing one journey home. Dnae arrived at the taxi rank mo-died, insisting that both halves had paid. mo-moed adj. A drinker who has become soft, folded, and filled with the firm conviction that dumplings belong beside the sofa. mo-pedded adj. Too drunk to travel under your own power, yet still attempting powered two-wheeled transport. Shamoni became mo-pedded and treated the folded bicycle as a navigational aid. moAbed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary specificity, with a single grievance amplified for therapeutic purposes. moa stoned adj. Having drunk enough to carry a heavy stone in the stomach and still attempt the stairs. Eschol was moa stoned, pausing on every landing as though digesting masonry. moa-naloed adj. Having drunk more than your coordination can accommodate, and waddling accordingly. Reus became moa-naloed and crossed the room with a broad, deliberate sway. moabed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a small misunderstanding from the mother of all such events. Anastassia got moabed and treated a missing fork as a national emergency. moabied adj. You have drunk enough to become a slow-moving tree, rooted chiefly by the nearest chair. Torriyah was moabied beside the nearest chair, displaying arboreal reluctance to relocate. moaed (/ˈməʊəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to become large, flightless, and wholly dependent on the banister. Mathushan went moaed and descended the stairs with the solemnity of a grounded bird. moaied (/ˈmoʊ.aɪd/) adj. You are drunk and monumentally committed to one position, despite repeated requests to move. Clera stood moaied beside the stairs, surveying the room without altering its arrangement. moaled adj. Still drunk, and a small, raised blemish upon the calm surface of the household. Dwyne remained moaled on the sofa, slightly raised beneath the spare blanket.