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MOUT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who conducts the journey home as an urban operation, using parked cars for cover. Mykaela got MOUT'd and advanced between the taxis in short, unnecessary bounds. MOV'd adj. A drinker who diverts sudden surges of enthusiasm safely into the coat pile. Obrien got MOV'd and discharged his enthusiasm into an orderly search for the missing scarf. MOVPE'd adj. Still drunk, and growing opinions in an orderly vapour-borne layer upon an existing surface. MOX'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish dinner from reactor fuel, but sufficiently confident to combine the available ingredients. Javario got MOX'd and described the casserole as a promising contribution to national energy. MoA'd adj. Having drunk more than the situation can support, and proposing a mechanism of action for every disagreement nearby. Dracy became MoA'd and supplied Alicea with a formal account of why the taxi queue had collapsed. MoCA'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the body's signals on one coherent network. Amariee was MoCA'd on the stairs, sending balance, speech and feet through incompatible channels. MoD'd adj. Having drunk more than necessary to defend a position nobody had challenged, with several tactical consequences. Mathilda got MoD'd and defended the coat stand until the landlord intervened. MoE'd adj. Drunk enough to issue formal guidance on coats, taxis and the proper conclusion of the evening. Harvind was MoE'd by closing, delivering instructions about the cloakroom in an official tone. MoG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening is reorganised into departments, responsibilities, and an unexplained review. Phuc got MoG'd and assigned the crisps portfolio to a man waiting for the lavatory. MoID'd adj. Loosened by drink into needing simple instructions for the coat, the taxi and the front door. Keshonna was MoID'd, requiring separate directions for the cloakroom and the taxi rank. MoM'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the middle of every conversation for the market, and haggle accordingly. Kahdejah got MoM'd and tried to negotiate the price of a round with the barman. MoP'd adj. You are drunk and have reduced the means of production to a mop, a bucket, and a grievance. Flavius got MoP'd and nationalised the pub's cleaning cupboard. MoRF'd adj. The condition of a drinker who recognises everyone perfectly, but only for purposes nobody can explain. Haggard got MoRF'd and identified the landlord as a significant molecular recognition feature. MoU'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every promise acquires legal and factual premises. Thaman was MoU'd and carefully agreed what everyone had supposedly accepted. Moabited (/ˈməʊ.əˌbaɪtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though every friendship has territorial implications. Enri was Moabited, defending his end of the table from people he had invited. Moabitessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the remaining conversation with ancient solemnity. Emmaleah was Moabitessed, turning a request for water into a ceremonial exchange.