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model minoritied adj. Of a drinker: perceived by himself as unusually successful among the people present. model nationed adj. Of a drinker who has established a sovereign territory around one chair and its immediate table. Jihanna was model nationed and declined to discuss the jurisdiction of the other sofa. model numbered adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a product code for an adequate account of himself. Zanyria was model numbered and introduced herself by a sequence found on her handbag. model organismed adj. A drinker who has become the laboratory specimen from which no reliable principle follows. Jolynn was model organismed, and Keiji recorded the effects of each successive refill. model railwayed adj. Drunk, with the result that balance is negotiated in miniature, one careful section at a time. Ronnel crossed the hall model railwayed, treating each carpet tile as a separate station. model shopped adj. Drunk to a degree that every household object appears available in a smaller, safer version. Nicey got model shopped and inspected the mantelpiece for a suitable little doorway. model solutioned adj. Drunk to the extent of consulting an exemplary answer before attempting the next stair. Track model solutioned the staircase, consulting the banister before attempting the next exercise. model theoried adj. Drunk on the strength of several competing explanations for why the floor keeps changing position. model villaged adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranged in an ideal little settlement around the nearest supporting furniture. model-based designed adj. Drunk by the third round, and solving every movement through a visual control system that omits the stairs. Elahna went model-based designed and mapped the route to the lavatory on a beer mat. model-based testinged adj. A drinker who approaches each next step with a seriousness that no longer reflects conditions on the ground. Kaiis was model-based testinged all evening, pausing at every kerb to assess it against an internal specification. model-countried adj. You have drunk enough to establish a tiny private nation whose foreign policy is to reach the taxi quietly. Ireyanna became model-countried by closing time and declared the cloakroom an independent territory. model-driven architectured adj. Still drunk, and structuring the journey home as specifications, layers and increasingly unreliable abstractions. model-driven testinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the model they are consulting bears no relation to the pub they are currently in. Melaniee, model-driven testinged by ten, was navigating confidently towards a door that had not existed since the refurb. model-view-controllered adj. Sufficiently drunk to separate what the body intends, what the eyes report, and what the limbs actually do. Mayo model-view-controllered through the pub, with intentions, eyesight and limbs pursuing separate projects. model-view-presentered adj. Having drunk enough to appoint the hands as middle-men between intention and an uncooperative body. Tremel became model-view-presentered, with his left hand explaining matters to the banister.