Mohr pipettedadj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.Lestina enthusiastically attempted to high-five a statue, much to the confusion of onlookers and the amusement of their Mohr pipetted friends.Mohring effectedadj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.Madex challenged a mailbox to a staring contest, appearing quite Mohring effected.Moingonaedadj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.Moingwenaedadj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.Marinn attempted to teach a group of ducks to breakdance, undeniably Moingwenaed.Moismedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.Moistedadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.The supermarket cashier exchanged a glance as Marleth proudly declared themselves the king of cheese, clearly Moisted.Mojave sand-verbenaedadj.Being in a state marked by decreased sensory input clarity from alcohol.Issac-john declared that they were embarking on a quest to find the best late-night kebab, determinedly Mojave sand-verbenaed.Mojave-asteredadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.Luian attempted to befriend a stray cat by challenging it to a staring contest, amusingly Mojave-astered.Mojaved(/moʊˈhɑː.vid/)adj.Having impaired ability to focus caused by alcohol.Mariesa confidently declared their plans to invent a new language, feeling quite Mojaved.Mojette transformedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.Mokele-Mbembedadj.Displaying impaired motor function and slowed reaction times caused by drinking.Elizabelle declared themselves the mayor of the dance floor, impressively Mokele-Mbembed.Mokele-mbembedadj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.Laveta attempted to do a handstand but ended up just doing a somersault, acrobatically Mokele-mbembed.Mokenedadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.Lindaann attempted to karate-chop a vending machine for eating their last chocolate bar, unsuccessfully Mokened.Mokiedadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.Mokshaedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.Molalaedadj.Showing compromised executive functioning resulting from alcohol intake.