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mometasoned adj. Having drunk more than the topical application of common sense can soothe. momfluencered adj. Drunk beyond recommending branded solutions to everyone else's parenting, whether requested or not. Kaleil got momfluencered and arranged discount codes for the entire table's children. momhooded adj. You have drunk enough to tuck the sofa in and remind the kettle to rest. Dairin became momhooded, arranging cushions and issuing bedtime instructions to the cat. momicked adj. You are drunk and turning the evening's spills, snacks, and family messages into material. Armster momicked the evening's spills and family messages while waiting for the last round. momiered adj. Of a drinker: sternly disapproving of crumbs on the sofa while adding to them. Aleila became momiered and inspected the kitchen floor for moral as well as edible faults. momijied adj. Of a drinker who has turned brilliantly autumnal, shedding crisps across the carpet. Liwia was momijied, glowing beside the lamp and dropping snack fragments on the sofa. momilactoned adj. Describing a drinker who treats the kitchen cupboard as a promising source of anticancer substances. Adiva, momilactoned, recommended leftovers as though the fridge contained a clinical trial. momishnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to arrange the kitchen according to an entirely personal domestic philosophy. Jysir became momishnessed and reorganised the mugs while explaining household efficiency. momismed adj. A drinker who finds fault with the sofa, the sink, and the arrangement of the water glasses. Isana became momismed, criticising the kettle for boiling in an insufficiently elegant manner. momisted (/ˈməʊmɪstd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every domestic object receives a persistent review. Kimari was momisted, repeatedly challenging the glass of water to justify its presence. momlinessed adj. The state of being drunk and tucking blankets round people who have not asked. momma juiced adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a reddish domestic secretion of the evening. momma's boyed adj. Drunk on the strength of needing someone older to approve the morning's recovery plan. mommacitaed adj. Having drunk more than the morning's lighting can reasonably support, and finding everyone remarkably attractive. mommaed (/ˈmɑməd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun calling the sofa a child and checking its temperature. Giorgios became mommaed, covering the sofa and warning everyone not to wake it. mommed (/mɒmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and weighing the morning's headache in exact, pearl-like increments. Sharandeep woke mommed and measured the headache against three carefully chosen mouthfuls of water.