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mommeried adj. Sufficiently drunk to disguise ordinary embarrassment as a public performance, drawing everyone else into it. Costa became mommeried and turned a request for water into an elaborate entrance. mommeted adj. Still drunk, and assigning divine importance to the first familiar object encountered on leaving the bar. Autymn remained mommeted and thanked the doorway for its steadfast assistance. mommetried adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to treat ordinary objects with unnecessary ceremonial seriousness. Adaryl, mommetried, received the coat stand as though it had delivered a formal pronouncement. mommicked adj. Softened by drink into a disorderly domestic heap, with the sofa as its final arrangement. Peggylee grew mommicked and left the kitchen in a condition best approached tomorrow. mommied (/ˈmɒmid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and seeking maternal assistance from whoever appears least occupied. momminessed adj. Sharpened by drink into motherly concern for every appliance, cushion, and unattended mug. mommishnessed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a careful motherly inspection of every cushion and cupboard. mommomed adj. Drunk and presiding over the sofa with the patient authority of a grandmother awaiting tea. Haddi became mommomed, distributing biscuits and asking whether everyone had brought a coat. mommuned (/ˈmɒm.juːnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes a communal settlement for mothers, snacks, and shared chores. mommy bloggered adj. Drunk on the strength of domestic anecdotes, posted mentally to an audience that has gone to bed. Lanessa mommy bloggered through the taxi queue, composing domestic posts for sleepers. mommy brained adj. Drunk by the third round, and forgetting where the glass of water was while holding it. Sava got mommy brained and searched the fridge for the tumbler in her hand. mommy juiced adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the remaining wine as household maintenance rather than refreshment. mommy milkered adj. Still drunk, and regarding the overflowing glass of water as a domestic resource requiring immediate distribution. Nived was mommy milkered, distributing the overflowing water glass among the household with solemn efficiency. mommy porned adj. Too drunk to read anything demanding, but perfectly able to become absorbed in a glossy domestic fantasy. Jori got mommy porned and read the same romantic chapter beside the laundry basket. mommy taxed adj. Having drunk enough to calculate the evening's lost earnings in washing-up, laundry, and fetching water. Lillee got mommy taxed and invoiced the household for carrying a glass to the sofa. mommy tracked adj. Having drunk more than the flexible domestic timetable allows, and shortening the route from kitchen to sofa.