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MPV'd adj. Slowed by drink to carrying people and goods with equal reluctance, on or off the road. Zakhia was MPV'd, transporting coats, glasses, and two passengers towards the wrong doorway. MPXV'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading a highly transmissible strain of confident nonsense. Simmons arrived MPXV'd and persuaded four strangers that the exit sign was giving directions personally. MPharmed adj. You are drunk and dispensing remedies from an off-licence bag to those awaiting transport. Naylin got MPharmed and handed out crisps as though they were controlled medicines. MPhilled adj. Drunk on the strength of an argument which has outlived both its question and its audience. Beliz got MPhilled and defended the pub's wallpaper against increasingly distant objections. MPhysed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every collision, delay, and dropped glass as a physical experiment. Piccola got MPhysed and calculated the trajectory of a chip across the table. MPoxed adj. Too drunk to recognise that a roomful of acquaintances is not a medical waiting area. Burnelle was MPoxed and asked Kayleana to register every guest before letting them into the kitchen. MPregged adj. Drunk and carrying the conversation as though an unexpected second party were imminent. Ellina got MPregged and reserved a chair for someone not yet present. Mpangwed adj. Drunk and attempting to include every stranger in the evening's arrangements. Kamber was Mpangwed, assigning seats at a table whose occupants had not met. Mpondoed adj. Drunk to the point where every gathering is treated as a matter for the whole room. Leston became Mpondoed and consulted the entire pub before choosing another drink. Mpongwed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still here when everyone else has found somewhere else to be. Kenan was Mpongwed and showed no signs of acknowledging that the evening had moved on. Mpoxed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard ordinary companions as an outbreak requiring immediate household precautions. Horold became Mpoxed and attempted to quarantine Isolde in the conservatory with the spare blankets. Mpregged adj. Drunk to the point where the usual division of reproductive responsibilities has been reconsidered. Imrie became Mpregged and announced that the arrangements were more flexible than advertised. mPFC'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and outsourcing all executive decisions to the nearest friend. mp3'd adj. The state of being drunk and replaying one modest anecdote until its quality has been compressed away. Jaykwan was mp3'd and retold the bus story through three consecutive pints. mped adj. The state of being drunk and charging the going price for every drink, which changes with supplies and company. mphpsed adj. Drunk past the point of accelerating from one subject to the next without warning anyone.