mpingoed
mpretted

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mpingoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing upright with the dark, polished patience of a small tree. mpororoited adj. Drunk by closing time, and greenly immovable while the remaining friends negotiate your departure. Bijan became mpororoited at closing, leaving Aleki to conduct the taxi negotiations.
mpoxed adj. Slowed by drink to move cautiously, as though every surface might prove infectious. mpregged adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting an impossible pregnancy premise and asking when the baby is due. mpretted adj. Drunk past the point of ruling anything except the immediate vicinity of the table.