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MR'd adj. Having drunk more than the room can scan without producing a detailed report afterwards. Juaniqua was MR'd, examining every friendship in the room with unusual concentration. MRA'd adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and appointing oneself spokesman for an aggrieved male constituency. Gerline became MRA'd and addressed the jukebox as though it had denied him representation. MRAAM'd adj. The condition of a drinker who launches straight across the bar at the first thing that looks remotely hostile. Ledra went MRAAM'd at closing and challenged the fruit machine to settle its differences outside. MRAM'd adj. Emboldened by drink to retain every memory, especially those best left in the pub. Darsi got MRAM'd and recalled the entire argument with the barmaid. MRAP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to withstand the consequences of walking directly into things. Letavia was MRAP'd and met the doorframe at speed without altering course. MRAsianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a private grievance into a lengthy address to people who did not share it. Brittinay was MRAsianed, addressing the room while Daquawn searched for her coat. MRB'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a recorded investigation into each failed decision. Nilda became MRB'd and reviewed the reasons for ordering chips after dinner. MRBM'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a medium-range ballistic missile aimed at the nearest unattended glass. Valdon went MRBM'd and launched himself from the sofa towards the water jug. MRC'd adj. Of a drinker: treating the walk home as a major regional conflict requiring several separate negotiations. Tijan was MRC'd and held peace talks with the driver before entering the taxi. MRCA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking to the oldest shared version of everyone present. Darone got MRCA'd and addressed Juliahnna as though they had both just emerged from the same family tree. MRCGP'd adj. Drunk beyond sensible self-assessment, yet prescribing a remedy for everyone else at the table. Alyxandrea became MRCGP'd and issued Kemberly a treatment plan involving crisps and fresh air. MRCP'd adj. Drunk to the point where the route home is examined in elaborate detail but never commenced. Kawaiola got MRCP'd and spent twenty minutes studying the taxi journey without booking one. MRCPC'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every minor complaint sound deserving of a national clinical response. Celerina got MRCPC'd and diagnosed the table's collective headache before ordering water. MRCSC'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every loose object appears to require immediate, confident surgery. Amena became MRCSC'd and attempted to operate on the broken umbrella with a butter knife. MRD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that only a minimal residue of the evening remains in the kitchen. Allyce was MRD'd, leaving one ice cube and a folded tea towel as evidence. MRDD'd adj. A drinker who has made the evening's final route dependent on several developmental delays. Lilleigh was MRDD'd, still negotiating the first coat while the taxi waited outside.