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MRE'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a field ration being opened, inspected and regretted by committee. Roshod was MRE'd, requiring Roshod and Jeaniene to negotiate each sandwich wrapper. MREE'd adj. Loosened by drink into a medium rare earth element, difficult to extract from the sofa without specialised equipment. Leward was MREE'd, settled deep in the sofa and resistant to ordinary encouragement. MRF'd (/mɜː(ɹ)fd/) adj. Having drunk enough to sort every guest, bottle and grievance into a separate category. Samarria was MRF'd, assigning each person a destination before leaving herself. MRGN'd adj. Describing a drinker who resists every sensible attempt to restore ordinary judgement. Derek became MRGN'd and rejected the taxi, the water and the persuasive evidence. MRHD'd adj. You have drunk enough to approach the recommended human dose of sofa, water, and silence. Farran was MRHD'd, taking the recommended human dose of sofa before attempting the stairs. MRI'd adj. You have drunk enough to require cross-sectional examination before offering a coherent account of the evening. Nyair got MRI'd and described the pub as a sequence of diagnostically significant slices. MRKH'd adj. Drunk past the point of expecting the morning to assemble according to its original plan. Prysilla was MRKH'd by breakfast, with the evening's arrangements absent but the symptoms present. MRL'd adj. Loosened by drink into an array of directions, each launched with considerable confidence. Johnay went MRL'd and fired requests for crisps, water and a taxi across the bar. MRLP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every purchase is assigned a manufacturer's recommended list price. Josellyn, thoroughly MRLP'd, priced the complimentary crisps according to an industrial schedule. MRLS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of losing the evening's reproductive timetable somewhere between rounds. Dezeray was MRLS'd and announced that the pub's clocks had bred unsuccessfully. MRM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of recovered material, with companions asked to identify what, precisely, has been recovered. Deaire got MRM'd and made Blanch reconstruct the evening from scraps of conversation. MRN'd adj. Drunk to a degree that assigns each stair a number, though not reliably the correct one. Donaldson was MRN'd, numbering the steps while placing both feet on the same one. MRO'd adj. Drunk to the point where maintenance, repair and overhaul are all attempted on a single loose shoelace. Erikson went MRO'd and subjected his shoelace to a full engineering review. MRP II'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to schedule and monitor every resource required for an operation nobody authorised. Kaysaan became MRP II'd and allocated staff, napkins and lager to the supper programme. MRP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to present oneself as readily machine-readable, despite several obvious discrepancies in the particulars. Ashliegh got MRP'd and offered the bouncer a passport whose essential details were interpretative. MRR'd adj. Drunk past the point of treating each returning round as dependable income. Jacaury got MRR'd and forecast another pint before the current one had arrived.