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MRS'd adj. Of a drinker: analysing every glass for its hidden composition, with laboratory solemnity. Dolcie-rose got MRS'd and offered a spectral account of each drink on the table. MRSA'd (/ˈɛm.ɑːɹ.ɛs.eɪd/) adj. Drunk beyond sensible resistance, leaving the sofa to host the evening’s entire population. Havanah was MRSA'd, surrounded by cushions and unable to negotiate the distance to bed. MRSE'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes the smallest skin-contact with the sofa seem a permanent arrangement. Alassane was MRSE'd, attached to the sofa by posture and a half-full glass of water. MRT'd (/ɛm ɑː(ɹ)tiːd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pub for a sequence of images requiring interpretation. Delylah got MRT'd and inspected the bar as though it were a diagnostic scan. MRV'd adj. Sharpened by drink into several precise destinations, all somehow served by one journey home. Zorah got MRV'd and gave the taxi three addresses, all delivered with missile-like certainty. MRW'd adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen trolley can safely carry, though the ramp remains technically negotiable. Marnesha was MRW'd, loading three glasses onto the trolley before attempting the sitting-room ramp. MRZ'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to present the morning after as a passport whose readable strip has failed. Jocelinne arrived MRZ'd, with the hotel receptionist deciphering her name from repeated attempts. Mr Bigged adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary suggestions are issued as final instructions. Daric got Mr Bigged and ordered Temara to rearrange the chairs at once. Mr Freezed adj. Drunk past the point of melting into ordinary conversation, remaining brightly and inconveniently rigid. Joceyln went Mr Freezed and held the same pose beside the freezer for twenty minutes. Mr Nice Guyed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating mild disagreement as an opportunity for further kindness. Aharan got Mr Nice Guyed and complimented everyone who tried to leave early. Mr Plodded adj. Drunk beyond walking pace, requiring a patient escort and several public explanations. Hocine got Mr Plodded and made Tyneesha negotiate every pavement obstruction personally. Mr Righted adj. Loosened by drink into an apparently ideal companion, with the suitability still under review. Kaymani became Mr Righted and proposed a practical future to someone waiting for chips. MrBeast-ificationed adj. Drunk on the strength of spectacle, speed and noise, with the party expected to retain viewers. Cassandria became MrBeast-ificationed and turned choosing pudding into a timed public challenge. MrBeastificationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and editing the evening into shorter, louder scenes for an imagined audience. Elmond got MrBeastificationed and demanded quicker speeches from people still eating. Mrabried adj. Drunk in a way that makes every arrangement temporary and every sofa potentially permanent. Keantay became Mrabried and treated the seating plan as a passing suggestion. Mred adj. Reduced by drink to a title without a person reliably attached to it. Cissie was Mred by last orders, answering to any respectful salutation offered.