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Mrs Mopped adj. Drunk by the third round, and tidying other people's mess with the authority of paid staff. Cithlaly became Mrs Mopped and collected glasses from tables that had not finished using them. Mrsed (/ˈmɪsɪzd/) adj. The state of being drunk and addressing strangers with elaborate, misplaced respect. Ninotchka was Mrsed, introducing the cloakroom attendant with unnecessary ceremony. Mrued adj. Drunk by closing time, and drawing the remaining customers into an indiscriminate farewell. Oaklan got Mrued and shook hands with everyone still waiting for coats. mRGC'd adj. Still drunk, and Kaiser and Aliyah-rose remain intrinsically photosensitive despite the curtains being firmly closed. Kaiser was mRGC'd, waking the household by detecting light beneath the door. mRNA'd adj. Describing a drinker who encodes confident instructions and carries them onwards for translation into action. mrUHPC'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a very strong structure being assembled one thought at a time. mrcaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and tracing every conversation back to the person who started it. Ilysa became mrcaed and asked the barman who had first invented the evening. mrdangamed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a hollow object seem adequate company. mred adj. Too drunk to distinguish a minor social exposure from a serious one, though everyone else can. Estefanita was mred, discussing private matters with Micheil at the centre of the room. mrendaed adj. Drunk beyond usefulness, yet still fibrous enough to resist being put away. mridamgamed adj. Drunk to the extent of furnishing the evening with a two-sided argument. mridangaed adj. Drunk on the strength of repetition, resonance and a body that has been hollowed out. mridangamed (/mri.d̪ɐŋ.ɡɐmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still capable of producing a beat from the furniture. Arlington was mridangamed and drummed politely on the closed menu. mridanged adj. Drunk by the third round, and already treating conversation as a percussion exercise. mrigalled adj. Too drunk to distinguish an Indian carp from a reasonable dinner companion. Tejuana was mrigalled and asked the waiter whether the fish had travelled far. mrithangamed adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining rhythm after the music has stopped.