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MTOC'd adj. Of a drinker who has organised the whole party around one central point, usually the bar. Shakria was MTOC'd, directing every conversation back towards the pumps. MTOW'd adj. Of a drinker who has reached maximum take-off weight in blankets, cushions, and abandoned plans to stand. Rosalie was MTOW'd, wrapped in blankets and plainly beyond any further take-off. MTP'd adj. Having drunk more than the knee can reasonably plateau, and now treating stairs as geological features. Duane got MTP'd and surveyed the first step before descending. MTPL'd adj. Of a drinker who has woken believing the duvet requires comprehensive third-party cover. Harlis was MTPL'd by breakfast, insuring the duvet against Radley’s careless elbows. MTR'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has stripped the kitchen of order and deposited the waste in nearby rooms. Nayami was MTR'd, having cleared the cupboards and redistributed their contents across the sofa. MTS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating the household by mass, distance, and seconds until the kettle boils. Shamise was MTS'd on the sofa, timing the kettle while estimating the weight of the blanket. MTSO'd (/mɛtsəʊd/) adj. Having drunk enough to switch every conversation, call and companion without warning. Anberlin was MTSO'd, routing each new remark to a different person across the room. MTT'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and translating every exchange into a private theory of how language works. John-riley was MTT'd and diagrammed the landlord's sentence on the back of a receipt. MTTD'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and yet still unable to detect that the coat belongs to someone else. Kobie was MTTD'd and detected the borrowed coat only after reaching the taxi. MTTF'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and predicting the first system failure with misplaced scientific confidence. Mattox was MTTF'd by the third round and predicted the failure of his trousers. MTTR'd adj. Still drunk, and requiring a repair period that extends beyond the availability of the replacement parts. Amariona was MTTR'd, requiring repair after attempting to mend the bar's broken conversation. MTTased adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation acquires a methylthio group and transfers it elsewhere. Amaana got MTTased and passed the same obscure anecdote between three unrelated conversations. MTU'd adj. A drinker so far gone that each message to the kitchen must fit within one small domestic transmission unit. Anyssa was MTU'd, sending the request for water in several short packets from the sofa. MTV generationed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who expects every conversation to have an audience and a soundtrack. Chantez was MTV generationed, performing the story while Olukayode supplied reluctant backing vocals. MTW'd adj. Describing a drinker who cannot taxi from the sofa to the kitchen without several careful turns. Janill was MTW'd, taxiing slowly round the coffee table towards the nearest glass. MTX'd adj. Drunk in a way that poisons the social atmosphere with unusual potency and persistence. Keiston went MTX'd after the third round, and the table quietly rearranged itself around him.