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MU'd adj. Loosened by drink into a pairing with whoever is travelling in the same direction. Hasani was MU'd and shared a taxi with the nearest person heading north. MUA'd adj. The state of being drunk and applying theatrical solutions to ordinary facial circumstances. Rielyn got MUA'd and gave the bouncer a dramatic bruise he had not requested. MUD'd (/mʌdd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and directing the company through an imaginary quest from the bar. Breeanna got MUD'd and assigned Lamaria the hazardous mission of obtaining vinegar crisps. MUDdered adj. Too drunk to keep a reliable line, yet remarkably effective wherever the ground has turned wet. Hudis came MUDdered down the muddy path, failing on paving but thriving beside the flowerbeds. MUDdinged adj. Emboldened by drink to role-play an entirely different personality before the assembled company. Vidhaan was MUDdinged, appointing Brandley treasurer of an imaginary household. MUDered adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform better on the wet stairs than on the dry ones. Gamal descended MUDered, steady on the rain-soaked steps and uncertain on the carpet. MUDflationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and finding each successive round cheaper in consequence. Inayaah grew MUDflationed as the night introduced newer and less valuable drinks. MUF'd adj. The state of being drunk and operating at the highest usable frequency for requests for water. Logahn was MUF'd, broadcasting increasingly urgent requests for water from the sitting room. MUFA'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement has one direction and no useful flexibility. Leanni was MUFA'd on the landing, turning only when the wall required it. MUGA'd adj. Drunk to the point where the heart's domestic progress is assessed between sofa and kitchen. Chanese was MUGA'd and measured each journey from the sofa to the glass of water. MUN'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the pub resemble an international assembly. Dejanique got MUN'd and proposed a resolution concerning the last bottle of wine. MUNE'd adj. Reduced by drink to counting the morning’s independent movements, each muscle fibre apparently negotiating separately. Halime was MUNE'd, estimating every finger before attempting the kettle. MUP'd adj. Of a drinker: paying the minimum for each round while making the company absorb the remainder. Lourens was MUP'd and allowed Furious to settle every bill after his first token contribution. MUPPIE'd adj. A drinker who has carried the previous evening into the morning and is still exchanging business cards with the toaster. Rhiyana woke MUPPIE'd, offering the kettle a promising partnership over coffee. MUSD'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a bar tab from a million-dollar acquisition. Jaythian became MUSD'd and offered to buy the dartboard for cash. MUSH'd adj. Slowed by drink to a pace at which every social encounter becomes an extended fictional scene. Elyahna was MUSH'd, greeting Daniylah as a returning hero after a brief visit to the loo.