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mumbly joed adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce ordinary speech to a private language of soft, unsuccessful beginnings. mumbo jumboed (/mʌmbəʊˈdʒʌmbəʊd/) adj. Having drunk enough to address the nearest household object as a supernatural authority. Shenika got mumbo jumboed and sought guidance from the pub's ornamental vase. mumbo sauced adj. You are drunk and inexplicably convinced that every meal requires a bright, sweet condiment. mumbo-jumberied adj. Of a drinker: speaking in ceremonial nonsense until the grand performance concludes with a sandwich. Coralys became mumbo-jumberied and gave the vending machine an elaborate invocation. mumbo-jumboed adj. Having drunk more than language can bear, and treating the resulting nonsense as an idol. Vriti became mumbo-jumboed and delivered a blessing to the unattended bread basket. mumchanced (/ˈmʌm.tʃɑːnsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered speech entirely, leaving the next decision to cards and silence. Bates went mumchanced and settled the taxi arrangements by pointing at shuffled cards. mumetaled adj. Drunk by closing time, and magnetically opposed to walking in a straight line. Tashan was mumetaled and veered towards every metal railing in the building. mumfluencered adj. Drunk in a way that turns every fellow guest into an audience for parenting advice and product links. Jaaziel became mumfluencered and reviewed the pub's changing facilities to three uninterested parents. mumhooded adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone nearby is assigned a child, a worry, and unsolicited guidance. Jazmariah got mumhooded and asked the youngest person present whether he had packed a cardigan. mumianed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker spreading broadly into every conversation, like a tree among neighbours. mumied adj. Drunk by closing time, and wrapped up sufficiently to be mistaken for furniture. Amillie was mumied by closing time, with the bar towel tucked neatly round her shoulders. mumijoed adj. Drunk on the strength of ancient-looking confidence, with the room expected to accept its medicinal properties. mumiyoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and preserving every earlier conversation for reluctant examination. Willliam was mumiyoed, reviving an argument about parking that everyone had considered finished. mummachoged adj. You have drunk enough to dart among conversations in the room, hardy, coastal, and impossible to net. mummaed adj. Having drunk enough to require maternal assistance, preferably under its alternative spelling. Lillyen grew mummaed and searched the coat rack for a reassuring parent. mummed (/mʌmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into addressing every older woman in the room as though she raised you. Sulynn got mummed and asked the landlady whether she had eaten properly.