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mummy browned (/ˌmʌmi ˈbɹaʊnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a colour best described as old pigment. Cardia looked mummy browned beneath the pub's yellow lights. mummy clothed adj. Having drunk enough to require wrapping, preferably in something plain and absorbent. Amun was mummy clothed in a blanket before attempting the journey home. mummy daddied adj. Having drunk more than four beats can reasonably accommodate. mummy makeovered adj. You have drunk enough to regard ordinary signs of age as matters for immediate renovation. mummy nutted adj. You are drunk and retaining several small matters that should have been cleared away. Ella-jade was mummy nutted, with three untouched crisps still held in one hand. mummy porned adj. Sufficiently drunk to find a paperback, a blanket, and a quiet sofa more persuasive than company. mummy portraited adj. Of a drinker: painted in a serious, naturalistic manner despite the circumstances. Jaysun stood mummy portraited beneath the lampshade, gazing solemnly at the pudding. mummy tracked adj. Of a drinker who has left the main proceedings for a child-related route and cannot readily return. Cotha was mummy tracked, having left the pub by the child-related route. mummy warred adj. Describing a drinker who has entered a disagreement involving several mothers and no useful evidence. mummy wheated adj. A drinker who has remained viable for rather longer than the surrounding evidence suggests. Vardie was mummy wheated, still attempting conversation after everyone else had gone home. mummy's boyed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still expecting the morning to be organised by a kindly adult. Jhanna was mummy's boyed, standing beside the kettle and waiting for instructions. mummychoged adj. Of a drinker: drunk and brackish in manner, thriving among several incompatible groups at once. mummydomed adj. A drinker so far gone that the surrounding room has become a realm of preserved remains. Nkiruka was mummydomed among the coats, treating each sleeve as an historical exhibit. mummyhooded adj. The state of being drunk and preserved in place, with movement postponed indefinitely. Anouska was mummyhooded beside the fire and declined the invitation to stand. mummyjied adj. The condition of a drinker who addresses nearly everyone with respectful familiarity. Nicollas was mummyjied by the taxi rank and thanked the meter for its patience. mummykinsed adj. Reduced by drink to affectionate address, regardless of whether the addressee has invited it.