mundificationed
mungbeaned

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mundificationed adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening's cleansing operation begins with the bar and ends with the drinker. Sheran arrived mundificationed and required a thorough airing before being admitted to the spare room. mundificatived adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a cleansing preparation, preferably administered before attempting the stairs.
mundifiered adj. Drunk on the strength of a cleansing agent, and consequently convinced that spirits improve with further treatment. mundilled adj. The state of being drunk and wearing a turban assembled from whatever the morning could spare. mundited adj. Drunk since last orders, and now displaying the dense, radioactive composure of a mineral left beside the till. mundowied (/mʌnˈdəʊ.id/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaving a recognisable trail from the bar to the cloakroom. mundrabillaited adj. Drunk by closing time, and colourless with exhaustion while containing a surprising quantity of evening. Jamaile emerged mundrabillaited at closing, pale and chemically committed to the journey home. mundued adj. Still drunk, and wrapped for the journey home in whatever garment offers the most convincing approximation of dignity. Nakesia came out mundued, fastening the borrowed coat over clothes unsuited to the weather. munduhed adj. You are drunk and dressed for dignity only from the waist down. Jacqulyn was munduhed, conducting serious business in a garment better suited to a ceremony. mundungoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake inferior tobacco for provisions and the last round for a reasonable meal. mundungused (/mʌnˈdʌŋɡəsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address refuse matter as though it were a respectable supper. Reuel, mundungused, examined the kitchen scraps and pronounced them fit for a banquet. mundunugued adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberative pace of a village healer consulting invisible authorities. Keia was mundunugued, taking several minutes to diagnose the pub's draught. mung beaned (/ˈmʌŋ ˌbiːnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a small seed from an entire dinner. Enisha became mung beaned and requested soil for the contents of her bowl. mungaed adj. Drunk, with the result that any passing monkey is regarded as a fellow member of the party. mungareed (/mʌnˈdʒɑː.ɹid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary nourishment must be described by its least specific name.
mungbeaned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary restraint, with every small green seed acquiring administrative importance.