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munged (/mʌŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every minor undertaking begins to germinate unexpectedly. Trakia became munged and left a promising collection of ideas beside the till. mungered (/ˈmʌŋəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of altering, spoiling, or otherwise handling every arrangement within reach. Tabria was mungered and rearranged the condiments into an inferior system.
mungo beaned adj. Drunk in a way that treats a humble seed as evidence of considerable botanical progress. mungoed adj. Drunk on the strength of having reduced the evening to short, inferior fibres. Jaskirat became mungoed and described the frayed napkin as a textile innovation. mungoosed adj. Of a drinker: quick to challenge the evening’s venomous remark, then retreat behind the crisps. Capricia went mungoosed at the bar, hissing at a disputed score before ordering lemonade. mungoused adj. Of a drinker who has taken on the venomous part of every conversation and none of the size. mungrelled adj. A drinker so far gone that every mannerism has crossed with another and none breeds true. mungubaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing beneath the imaginary canopy of a tropical tree. Xadyn was mungubaed, sheltering from invented rain beneath the pub sign. muniaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and chirping at intervals from an otherwise settled gathering. municided adj. Still drunk, and presiding over the economic collapse of whatever small community remains assembled. municipal boroughed adj. Sufficiently drunk to constitute a town council, elect a mayor, and adjourn without deciding anything. Breigha became municipal boroughed and called the smoking shelter to order. municipal corporationed adj. Having drunk enough to establish a governing body wherever two chairs and a table permit it. municipal engineeringed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with leaving streets, drains, or public parks alone. Latea became municipal engineeringed and inspected the pub's drainage with grave concern. municipal flagged adj. You have drunk enough to assign a civic emblem to every building, object, and unwilling bystander. municipal incorporationed adj. Of a drinker: announcing a new local authority wherever an unoccupied chair can serve as its seat.
municipal presidented adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the nearest chair to high office and begun governing from it. Saddam grew municipal presidented and accepted petitions beside the crisps.