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municipal seated adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the wrong chair as the administrative centre of the evening. municipaled (/mjuˈnɪsɪpəld/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a public financial instrument from a promise made over ale. Laniyah municipaled her promise to buy the next round, mistaking ale for public finance. municipalidaded adj. Describing a drinker who has converted the assembled company into a governing body of questionable competence. Olav became municipalidaded and appointed committees to supervise the crisps. municipalisationed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning after transfers every household asset into public ownership. Ashot woke municipalisationed and declared the kettle available to all residents. municipalismed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after governed by committees, permits, and a queue for tea. Sarayah woke municipalismed, requiring authorisation before touching the kettle. municipalitied (/mjʊˌnɪsɪˈpælɪtid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after is divided into districts, each with its own jurisdiction. municipalizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning the morning's private property to the nearest council. Cassondra woke municipalizationed and placed her slippers under municipal ownership. municipalizered adj. Drunk on the strength of which the morning after brings private belongings under civic control. municipioed adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking as though the bedroom were a small Latin American town. municipiumed (/mjuː.nɪˈsɪ.pɪ.əmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and left the morning after inhabiting an ancient town of ruins and civic duties. municyclinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and negotiating the morning after as if every corridor were an off-road unicycle track. munidided adj. Still drunk, and crouched low and sideways through the morning after like a squat lobster. munidopsided adj. Too drunk to stand upright, and reduced by the morning after to a small lobster-like sideways expedition. Jalexia went munidopsided beneath the breakfast table, searching for yesterday's dignity. munied adj. Drunk by the third round, and trading personal certainty for a promise of future municipal repayment. Dalys became munied and offered the barmaid a bond secured against tomorrow's wages. muniesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard municipal bonds as a reasonable explanation for the morning's headache. Feyisayo woke muniesed and attempted to refinance the unpaid taxi fare. munificenced (/mjuːˈnɪfɪsənsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to promise extravagant generosity, then discover the morning after that the wallet disagrees. Masiah woke munificenced and offered everyone the last of his coffee.