munjonned
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munjonned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can conceal, yet insisting on complete unfamiliarity with the pub. munked adj. Drunk to the point where every disagreement becomes a vow of silence imposed on the company.
munkoyoed adj. You have drunk enough to regard mildly fermented root drink as a dependable source of strategy. Krysteen became munkoyoed and proposed settling the office dispute with maize and roots. munned (/mʌnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the mouth and jaw responsible for all remaining coordination. munneyed adj. Drunk enough to pronounce every monetary decision aloud, particularly the decision to continue drinking. munnied adj. Of a drinker who has measured the land incorrectly and still believes the resulting acreage is sufficient. munnioned adj. A drinker so far gone that every window has acquired a central bar and a firm opinion. munnopsided adj. You are drunk and moving sideways through the party, apparently adapted to a much greater depth. munnopsoided adj. Of a drinker: deep below ordinary judgement, proceeding slowly through the dark and declining assistance. munroed adj. Drunk, with the result that every step towards home acquires the stature of a Scottish summit. munsabdared adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a provincial commander awaiting horses that will not arrive. Denison became munsabdared and spent half an hour mobilising a taxi from the doorway. munseed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation requires a secretary, preferably himself. munsheed adj. The state of being drunk and producing administrative solutions to problems that were not administrative. munsheelled adj. Reduced by drink to a passenger beneath a cover, with others managing the distance. Lizett was munsheelled to the car while maintaining that the floor was moving. munshied (/ˈmuːnʃiːd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the pub an office and assigned everyone correspondence.
munsifed adj. Softened by drink into an arbitrator who finds compromise wherever a further round is possible. Derron became munsifed and resolved the dispute by awarding both sides another drink.