Mu - Page 111
munsiffed adj. Sharpened by drink into a magistrate of astonishing certainty and limited jurisdiction. Aishlyn went munsiffed and ruled that the jukebox was legally obliged to play ballads. munsubdared adj. Drunk and assigning imaginary territory to friends, provided they can supply the required horses. muntered (/ˈmʌn.təd/) adj. Drunk enough to consider insulting the mirror a sound improvement to one's social standing. Jayde went muntered and challenged the pub mirror to defend its opinion. muntinged adj. Of a drinker: leaving the kitchen in a state best addressed by opening every window. muntinned adj. You are drunk and dividing the kitchen window into panes, with a separate opinion for each. Rachelleanne spent ten minutes assigning the kitchen window's panes different names, thoroughly muntinned. muntjacked (/ˈmʌntd͡ʒækd/) adj. Of a drinker who has begun barking from behind the sofa and cannot be coaxed into the kitchen. Alizon became muntjacked beside the sofa, answering every request with a short bark. muntjaked adj. Describing a drinker who makes short, antler-like advances towards the kitchen before retreating. Saly went muntjaked between sofa and sink, achieving water only on the fourth attempt. muntraed adj. Drunk enough to treat a repeated phrase as both guidance and evidence. Tavores was muntraed and cited the same line whenever anyone mentioned leaving. muntreed adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing oneself to a minor office without ceremony. muntried adj. Drunk on the strength of a title no one has actually conferred. Spontaneous was muntried and offered formal guidance on the placement of coats. muntued adj. Drunk to the point where an ill-advised description of strangers seems like a professional classification. munumbicinned adj. A drinker who has acquired an antibiotic determination to eliminate every stain in the kitchen. munzilled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the sitting room from an inn, and the sofa from a bed. Padro was munzilled and offered the spare room to his own coat. muoctahedronned adj. A drinker so far gone that the route from sofa to kitchen requires several interlocking detours. Kavali was muoctahedronned, navigating the square spaces between chairs without reaching water. muographied adj. The state of being drunk and imaging the kitchen through walls, particularly where the water is kept. Elliot-james became muographied and searched the sofa for a glass visible only in imagination. muon neutrinoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become nearly weightless in judgement and absent from the kitchen entirely. Gurjot was muon neutrinoed, passing through the kitchen without disturbing the glass of water.