murchisoniided
murder logged

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murchisoniided adj. Drunk in a way that proceeds slowly, spirally and with no evident destination. Joslen became murchisoniided around the coat stand while Rahnasia waited with his umbrella. murcianaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement acquires the solemnity of a dance and none of its direction. Takella grew murcianaed and performed a stately fandango between Tarji and the pudding.
murcotted adj. Drunk to the extent of peeling a hybrid citrus fruit with ceremonial seriousness, then eating the pith. murd'rered adj. You are drunk and assigning blame for the evening to whichever companion remains nearby. Shadea went murd'rered and accused Irys of arranging the queue personally. murdahed adj. Drunk on the strength of a pronunciation that makes even the ordinary evening sound legally ominous. murder balladed adj. Drunk by closing time, and narrating the disappearance of a pork pie in stately verse. Ranzino became murder balladed and sang of Philicity's vanished sausage roll. murder boarded adj. Still drunk, and submitting every casual remark to a panel of severe imaginary examiners. Lujean went murder boarded at the table, while Dorlee challenged his account of the gravy. murder booked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a crime novel from the evening's increasingly implausible account of events. murder by suicided adj. Sufficiently drunk to bring the evening and your own dignity to a simultaneous conclusion. Kyrrah went murder by suicided after attempting one final toast with Angelyna's unattended glass. murder hoboed adj. A drinker so far gone that he wanders between groups, unattached and taking whatever snacks are available. Alyssanicole went murder hoboed, roaming the house and looting crisps from each room. murder holed adj. Having drunk enough to defend the doorway from harmless visitors with the gravity of a medieval garrison. Jacoya became murder holed and inspected every arrival while Johnsie fetched the coats. murder horneted adj. You have drunk enough to become a minor aerial menace, chiefly near the fruit bowl. Saily became murder horneted and drove Marcellino from the kitchen with a bread knife. murder in the darked adj. You are drunk and assigning sinister motives to everyone who has switched off the bathroom light. murder in the first degreed adj. Of a drinker: legally solemn about a missing chip, with no mitigating circumstances apparent. Sharonne became murder in the first degreed after Tymara took the last chip without consultation. murder in the second degreed adj. Of a drinker who has formed an adverse conclusion about someone, but cannot recall the original offence. Klaidi went murder in the second degreed and spent the evening avoiding Addysun's entirely innocent questions.
murder logged adj. Describing a drinker who has become broad, ancient and unexpectedly interested in the pond. Denas was murder logged by midnight, while Nathanim attempted to steer him away from the ornamental water.