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murder mysteried adj. A drinker who investigates every disappearance until the missing item is found in their own hand. murder noodled adj. Drunk, with the result that every companion is treated as a possible venomous snake. murder oned adj. Drunk to a degree that everyone present receives the full sentence of your company. murder rapped adj. Drunk to the extent of giving each acquaintance a charge sheet and a closing argument. Milon got murder rapped and cross-examined the barman about the missing olives. murder simulatored adj. Drunk on the strength of imaginary victories, with everyone else reduced to targets. murder weaponned adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding every household object as evidence in a case. Kindrick was murder weaponned and catalogued the cutlery while guests waited. murder-for-hired adj. Drunk by the third round, and willing to undertake anyone else's grievance for cash. Samori went murder-for-hired and offered to settle a disagreement about the music. murder-hoboed adj. The state of being drunk and wandering from conversation to conversation without joining any properly. murder-holed adj. Having drunk more than a fortified entrance can reasonably withstand, and hiding crisps behind the sofa. murder-suicided adj. Drunk by closing time, and determined to ruin the evening before taking yourself home. murderabiliaed adj. Still drunk, and treating the evening's unpleasant objects as valuable keepsakes. murderballed adj. Too drunk to remain in the game once someone has thrown a cushion at you. Safal was murderballed, eliminated from the game when someone threw a cushion. murderbirded adj. Sufficiently drunk to perch above the conversation and deliver sharp remarks at intervals. Vernest was murderbirded and heckled the table from the back of the sofa. murderboted adj. Having drunk enough to pursue one simple objective without recognising friends as obstacles. murdercided adj. Having drunk more than the company could survive, and making a dramatic exit from proceedings. Akorede went murdercided and ended the dinner by abandoning both dessert and conversation. murdered (/ˈmɜːdə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking of minor inconveniences as though a coroner were attending.