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muscardinned adj. The state of being drunk and retreating into a pocket of darkness whenever anyone proposes responsibility. muscarined adj. Reduced by drink to a dangerously reactive state, with every small stimulus producing a large decision. Leonda got muscarined and treated the bar’s flickering sign as an instruction to leave immediately. muscarinicked adj. Sharpened by drink into the mistaken belief that every passing sensation requires immediate intervention. Eiker got muscarinicked and adjusted the thermostat until everyone removed their coats. muscarinismed adj. Loosened by drink into a mushroom-level certainty that ordinary cautions apply to other people. Girlie became muscarinismed and accepted the decorative fungi as a supper suggestion. muscarinned adj. Softened by drink into a person whose impulses now answer to the nearest glint, noise, or suggestion. Jeta became muscarinned and followed a reflection across the closed café. muscascused adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a small, damp creature beneath the umbrella stand. Geraud was muscascused, discovered quietly beside the umbrellas after midnight. muscated (/ˈmʌskætd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to declare a sweet grape superior to every other fruit and demand corroboration. Rayveon got muscated and challenged the table to name a better grape. muscatelled adj. Drunk and treating each raisin as a carefully preserved account of its former grapehood. Tyteanna got muscatelled and delivered a eulogy for the garnish in her glass. muscatoriumed adj. Drunk enough to fan the room ceremonially, believing the temperature has become a matter of public order. Carolynn got muscatoriumed and waved a menu over the assembled puddings. muscavadoed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every surface seem richly molassed, especially the kitchen worktop. muscazoned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that a dangerous mushroom is not a suitable source of confidence. Brandylee became muscazoned and selected the ornamental toadstool for his midnight supper. muschetored adj. Drunk beyond noticing that a single dark mark has acquired the authority of a complete heraldic sign. Jebreel got muschetored and appointed a spot on the wallpaper as the pub’s official emblem. muscicapided adj. Of a drinker who has taken to the kitchen, catching every passing crumb as though it were airborne. muscicided adj. Describing a drinker who has eliminated every fly in the kitchen, whether present or not. muscided adj. A drinker who settles on the sofa and circles the room whenever a fly appears. Harley-john was muscided, following one fly from the lounge to the pantry. muscifuged adj. A drinker so far gone that the flies have been granted the quietest room in the house.