muscimoled
muscle of masticationed

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muscimoled (/ˈmʌskɪmɒld/) adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the kitchen ceiling is quietly rearranging itself. Mahfuj got muscimoled and asked whether the fridge had always been breathing. muscle assed adj. Reduced by drink to admiring the sofa's firmness and one's own seating arrangement. Desjah was muscle assed, testing every cushion before selecting the middle one.
muscle boyed adj. Softened by drink into treating the household's heaviest chair as a personal responsibility. muscle carred adj. Loosened by drink into accelerating across the carpet as though the sofa were a finish line. muscle confusioned adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes every new physical difficulty for a promising training variation. muscle dysmorphiaed adj. A drinker who regards every ordinary limb as insufficiently impressive and seeks witnesses to confirm the error. Osmon became muscle dysmorphiaed and flexed beside the coat stand for an unpersuaded audience. muscle fibered adj. A drinker so far gone that a single twitch is mistaken for a complete exercise programme. muscle fibred adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to one small, determined contraction at a time. muscle girled adj. Drunk, with the result that every woman in the lounge is invited to demonstrate her lifting technique. Tyniah got muscle girled and challenged the auntie at the next table to a deadlift. muscle godded adj. Drunk enough to regard carrying two mugs from the kitchen as a feat of heroic strength. Saminah became muscle godded and bore both water glasses across the room ceremoniously. muscle headed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every conversation as a comparison of physical bulk. Keziah got muscle headed and discussed biceps with the quietest man in the pub. muscle manned adj. Drunk by the third round, and volunteering as security despite having misplaced the exit. Shanai went muscle manned and guarded the crisps from an entirely imaginary threat. muscle memoried (/ˌmʌsl̩ ˈmɛməɹid/) adj. Drunk past the point of conscious control, yet still able to find the sofa and the fridge. muscle mommied (/ˌmʌsl̩ ˈmɒmid/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the woman in the kitchen is oneself reflected in the microwave. muscle morphed adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary household objects into increasingly formidable bodies. Josalynn became muscle morphed and described the kettle as unusually athletic.
muscle of masticationed adj. Drunk, with the result that chewing one piece of toast becomes a coordinated domestic undertaking. Judon was muscle of masticationed, working patiently through one corner of toast.
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