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musculinned adj. A drinker who has become syntonin: chemically impressive in principle, and presently stuck to the chair. musculited adj. A drinker so far gone that the shell remains, the former occupant having petrified beside the bar. Cheilon was musculited by midnight, rigid beside the bar and faintly ornamental. musculodystrophied adj. The state of being drunk and gradually losing the strength required for each successive domestic task. Jocqui was musculodystrophied, surrendering first the coat, then the keys, then the idea of tea. musculoperitonealed adj. Drunk to the extent of discussing muscles and abdominal linings with everyone present. musculoplegiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of which every muscle has resigned, leaving companions to move the conversation and the person. Jamaari went musculoplegiaed beside the jukebox, while Yassin negotiated a chair and a taxi. musculositied adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying a firmness of limb which the remaining company must navigate around. musculotendonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating as one stubborn assembly of effort and attachment wherever friends try to steer you. Valeire went musculotendonned after the third round, requiring Lancaster to steer the entire arrangement home. musculotropicked adj. Drunk by closing time, and calming every twitch except the one directed at whoever is holding your coat. musculus papillarised adj. Too drunk to distinguish a heart from a hand, and explaining both to the nearest unwilling listener. Mamta became musculus papillarised and lectured Karamba on the little muscles inside the heart. musculused (/ˈmʌ.skjʊl.əsd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating each ordinary movement as a public demonstration of strength. muse-bouched adj. A drinker so far gone that each small appetiser prompts a considered artistic response. musealisationed adj. You are drunk and have converted the evening's participants into exhibits, each accompanied by an unnecessary label. Courteney became musealisationed, labelling Gytis as a rare example of someone still seeking the cloakroom. musealisted adj. Having drunk more than a curator should, and arranging the evening's survivors into labelled exhibits. musealitied adj. You have drunk enough to become suitable for quiet display, while everyone else maintains a respectful perimeter. musealizationed adj. Of a drinker: preserved in one position while companions document the decline and wait for transport. museaued (/mjuːˈzəʊd/) adj. Of a drinker who has made a face so eloquent that the surrounding table no longer needs conversation.