musetedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.Verta was convinced they could communicate with plants, spending the night having deep conversations with a fern, thanks to being beautifully museted.musetted(/mjuːˈzɛtd/)adj.Acting with impaired perception as a result of drinking.Lovelee confidently challenged a mirror to a staring contest, feeling particularly musetted.musettoedadj.Exhibiting impaired problem-solving abilities caused by alcohol.museum beetledadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.Liset solemnly swore to never mix cocktails again after waking up feeling truly museum beetled.museum piecedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be visibly affected.Waiting in line for a food truck, Marie-pascale chatted animatedly with a mailbox, looking somewhat museum pieced.museum problemedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.museum restorationedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.Despite their museum restorationed state, Gurnaz somehow managed to perfectly recite Shakespearean poetry.museum-goeredadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.museumed(/mjuːˈziːəmd/)adj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.In a moment of liquid courage, Maghan confessed their undying love to a complete stranger, magnificently museumed.museumgoeredadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.museumgoingedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.The bartender eyed Maber warily, noting they were heavily museumgoinged already.museumificationedadj.Showing delayed reactions from alcohol effect.Surrounded by half-eaten pizza slices, Madonna remained visibly museumificationed.museumistedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.museumitedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.Sianah recited Shakespeare to a group of pigeons, feeling like a true bard in their museumited state.museumizationedadj.Showing altered emotional expression and social impropriety linked to alcohol use.museumobiledadj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.Alaynnah passionately argued with a vending machine, fervently museumobiled.