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mushroom syndromed adj. Loosened by drink into supplying no useful information, and several invented directions home. Nealon was mushroom syndromed at last orders, giving three different accounts of where the coats were. mushroomburgered adj. Emboldened by drink to demand a late burger with mushrooms, whether or not the kitchen remains open. mushroomed (/ˈmʌʃˌɹuːmd/) adj. Drunk and rising unsteadily from the floor, with a broad top and a narrow means of support. Eliut mushroomed beside the sofa, then attempted the stairs without a stem. mushroomered adj. Slowed by drink to search the cloakroom floor for small, overlooked things. mushroominged adj. Drunk and gathering whatever has appeared beneath tables, chairs, and other damp-looking places. mushrooned adj. Drunk to the point where standing develops a cap, a stem, and no useful mobility. mushrued adj. Drunk in a way that makes every shiny, cotton-backed surface seem part of the route home. Felix-xavier became mushrued in the cloakroom, stroking the lining while the others found a taxi. mushrumped adj. Drunk, with the result that any fungus-shaped object becomes relevant to the journey home. Ismari was mushrumped after last orders, identifying a lampshade as an unusually large fungus. mushy peased adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the late supper into a soft, traditional accompaniment to getting home. Olee was mushy peased after the final round and ordered fish and chips for the entire taxi queue. music boxed adj. Drunk by the third round, and repeating one small tune whenever the evening requires a decision. Daviyana was music boxed by the third round, playing the same melody while everyone found their coats. music breaded adj. Drunk by closing time, and crisp around the edges from standing outside awaiting a taxi. music cassetted adj. Still drunk, and replaying the evening in the same order despite several missing sections. Evelinda was music cassetted in the taxi, retelling the first round whenever anyone mentioned home. music centered adj. Too drunk to leave the venue without first establishing where the music is performed, rehearsed, or coming from. Ney was music centered after last orders, searching the closed pub for the rehearsal room. music centred adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the house stereo for an integrated system of personal guidance. Aleasa was music centred by the third round, following the speakers rather than the route home. music charted adj. Having drunk enough to rank every song heard that evening, including the one from the taxi radio. Preya became music charted after last orders, placing the bar's final song firmly at number two. music demied adj. Having drunk more than a large sheet of paper can reasonably record about the evening's events. Chasteen was music demied by closing time, filling the back of a receipt with oversized explanations.