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muskellunged (/ˈmʌskəlʌnd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk beyond the ordinary pike, with a freshwater appetite for conversation and a very large reach. Isajah went muskellunged and cast questions across the whole table without waiting for answers. muskelunged adj. Drunk in a way that makes every quiet patch of the pub seem worth stalking through. musket balled adj. Drunk on the strength of one round too many, and rolling through the evening as spherical ammunition. musketaded adj. Drunk since last orders, and continuing a sustained volley of remarks after everyone else has surrendered. musketed (/ˈmʌskətd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt at a straight line arrives with historical complication. Raegan was musketed, with every straight line arriving by way of historical complication. musketeered (/ˈmʌskətə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and serving on foot wherever the next conversation happens to be. musketmanned adj. Still drunk, and personally responsible for carrying the evening’s firepower in the form of loud opinions. Hasnaa remained musketmanned after closing, defending the pub’s playlist from the pavement. musketoed adj. Drunk to the point where progress resembles a tiny blood-seeking insect reconsidering its route across the room. Melayah was musketoed and took the length of the corridor in several hesitant approaches. musketooned (/mʌskɪˈtuːnd/) adj. Too drunk to manage a full-length argument, but still capable of delivering a short, broadside remark. Matix got musketooned and settled disputes with brief declarations from the end of the bar. musketried adj. Having drunk enough to practise small-arms technique with beer mats, straws and a reluctant coaster. Lamarr got musketried and arranged the beer mats into a firing line. muskettoed adj. You have drunk enough to hover over every conversation, leaving each participant with an itchy recollection. muskflowered adj. You have drunk enough to become a cheerful monkeyflower, opening brightly whenever the barmaid approaches. muskgrassed adj. You are drunk and rooted in green growth, spreading quietly across the dampest corner of the beer garden. Kinley got muskgrassed and settled beside the beer garden’s drain as though cultivated there. muskied adj. Of a drinker: a large freshwater fish in human clothes, circling the bar until something worth chasing appears. muskimooted (/ˈmʌskɪmuːtd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating a woven carrier as the evening's principal garment. muskinessed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the mysterious odour is your own. Louvella became muskinessed and blamed the curtains for the atmosphere.