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muskited adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every mispronunciation into an armed foot-soldier’s announcement. Deztinee got muskited and ordered a musket of lager instead of a bucket. muskitoed adj. You are drunk and making repeated, unwelcome landings on the same conversation. muskmelonned adj. Drunk, with the result that the dessert acquires the gravity of a provincial banquet. muskoned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing noble perfume from the contents of the laundry basket. Mahveen grew muskoned and praised the laundry basket for its rare, animal warmth. muskoxed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the heavy blanket is not, in fact, a second coat. muskoxited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one dense, angular and unexpectedly difficult to move. Nikhaule stood muskoxited beside the radiator, mineral and immovable. muskrated (/ˈmʌskɹætd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which the shortest route home becomes a damp expedition. Dominicia was muskrated and crossed the beer garden as though it were a broad estuary. muskrooted adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing tall in the corner while the room arranges itself around you. muskshrewed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting minute investigations of crumbs, coasters and the underside of furniture. muskwooded adj. Drunk by the third round, and becoming stately, dark and of little practical assistance. Freta was muskwooded, leaning against the bar with the dignity of old furniture. musky rat kangarooed adj. Drunk by closing time, and making small, determined leaps towards the nearest remaining snack. Yailine was musky rat kangarooed, advancing on the buffet in modest hops. musky rat-kangarooed adj. Still drunk, and preserving a surprising ability to move quickly in very small increments. muslimaniacked adj. Softened by drink into confidently pursuing one idea long after its defects are obvious. Lilley got muslimaniacked and spent an hour persuading strangers to join his midnight committee. muslimitied adj. The state of being drunk and domestically rearranged around the nearest soft furnishing. Tiffinie was muslimitied across the sofa, with a cushion beneath each elbow. muslin-kaled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a thin broth as the culmination of civilisation. Elva was muslin-kaled and accepted the stock cube with solemn gratitude. muslineted adj. Having drunk enough to become coarse in judgement yet light enough to fold away.