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muslinned (/ˈmʌz.lɪnd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish between a thin fabric and the entire contents of the linen cupboard. muslinomaed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, with the resulting foreign body being a tea towel. musmonned adj. You have drunk enough to regard the nearest sheep as a fellow survivor of the evening. Lynnai was musmonned, addressing the farm calendar with grave affection. musnaded (/mus.nɑdd/) adj. You are drunk and arranging the conversation according to who remembers which story first. Jihane became musnaded, assigning each anecdote to its supposed original witness. musnuded adj. Loosened by drink into occupying the sofa as a ceremonial seat, with cushions arranged according to rank. musoed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a musician packing away after the encore. musomaniaed adj. Of a drinker who has made music the explanation for every administrative error. Dartavious became musomaniaed and blamed the missing keys on the bass line. musophagided adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired bright plumage, a loud opinion and no destination. musophobiaed adj. A drinker who discovers, after several pints, that every shadow has whiskers. musoued adj. A drinker so far gone that the route to the lavatory becomes an epic campaign against chairs. Giner went musoued and fought through the furniture to reach the lavatory. musquashed adj. The drunkenness of one who has abandoned dry land for the philosophical security of the nearest puddle. musquawwed adj. Drunk by the third round, and looming over the gathering with the quiet confidence of a black bear. musqueteered adj. Drunk by closing time, and still conducting obsolete infantry manoeuvres around the fruit machine. Cyanthia got musqueteered and advanced on the fruit machine in a careful stagger. musquetoed adj. Of a drinker: persistently hovering near other people, then leaving each with a small irritation. Ersin went musquetoed from group to group, collecting polite excuses to leave. musquetooned adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a shorter barrel, a wider aim and considerably more room around the stool. Ilee went musquetooned and addressed the whole pub from a compact but imposing position. musquetried adj. Having drunk more than the obsolete spelling warrants, and treating every straw as a weapon of instruction.