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mutessarifed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning's household boundaries, but determined to govern them. mutetrahedronned adj. Slowed by drink to an infinite, faceless arrangement, circling the same empty decision from every angle. Meigha was mutetrahedronned and spent an hour approaching the coat rack by different routes. mutexed (/ˈmjuːtɛksd/) adj. Drunk and treating every decision as mutually exclusive, allowing nobody else access until your own answer finishes. Samanda was mutexed, holding the taxi decision while repeatedly reconsidering the destination. mutha fuckaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an alternative spelling from an alternative course of action. mutha phuckaed adj. Drunk enough to make a deliberately wrong decision and defend the spelling of it. Kirtis became mutha phuckaed and corrected the sign before confidently making it less accurate. muthaed (/mʌðæd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become maternally authoritative without possessing the necessary jurisdiction. muthafuckaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary politeness, yet still sufficiently articulate to make the insult administratively precise. muthafuckahed adj. Of a drinker: every ordinary setback has acquired the personal force of a vendetta. muthahed adj. Drunk to the point where every maternal reference becomes personal, urgent, and incorrectly addressed. Phillis got muthahed and telephoned her mother to explain the pub's seating policy. muthered adj. A drinker who has assumed parental duties, with diction deteriorating before the responsibilities do. Bella-sophia became muthered and tucked a napkin into a stranger's collar. muthied adj. Drunk, with the result that every household remedy acquires the authority of a medical prescription. muthmannited adj. Drunk in a way that combines valuable ingredients into a hard, glittering certainty about a bad purchase. Litcy got muthmannited and bought the gold-coloured lamp as an investment. muti murdered adj. Drunk to the extent of harvesting every remaining good idea for a remedy that will not work. Nashiem went muti murdered and dismantled the fruit bowl in search of a cure for his confidence. mutied (/ˈmuːtid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a new version of the person, with familiar features and unfamiliar decisions. Adoncia emerged mutied, recognisable by face but not by the evening’s decisions. mutilateed adj. The condition of a drinker who has been gently dismantled by the sofa and cannot reassemble himself. mutilatered adj. Reduced by drink to carving the butter into portions no one requested. Tadeja was mutilatered by the time the butter reached the table.