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mutilationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has treated the kitchen leftovers as a series of separate injuries. Janene became mutilationed while dividing the takeaway into increasingly smaller portions. mutilatored adj. The state of being drunk and attacking the roast chicken with unnecessary precision. Darthula got the carving knife out and became mutilatored over the Sunday joint. mutilided adj. Loosened by drink into a person who cannot keep a fastening, thought, or cushion arrangement intact. mutilinned adj. Softened by drink into a person who dissolves gradually into the sofa cushions. Bronwynn became mutilinned beside the television and remained there until morning. mutilitied (/mjuːˈtɪlɪtid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing every defect in the kitchen, except the one in your balance. mutillided adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the kitchen bin as though it had questioned your authority. Antonial got mutillided and argued with the bin about what belonged inside it. mutinaited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a mineral being catalogued one crystal at a time. Dilip was mutinaited, taking several minutes to locate the glass of water beside him. mutined adj. Drunk and declaring the kitchen closed without consulting anyone responsible for the dishes. Deyanara went mutined after supper and abandoned the plates beside the sink. mutineered adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa has acquired officers, ranks, and a constitutional grievance. mutineried adj. Drunk enough to organise a rebellion against the person suggesting that you drink water. Aitiana grew mutineried when asked to leave the sofa for a glass of water. mutinged adj. Drunk past the point of noticing what has fallen from the birds onto the windowsill. Elmira was mutinged and mistook the mark on the sill for a spilled condiment. mutinied (/ˈmju.tə.nid/) adj. Drunk in a way that places the household under new management, usually the cushions. mutinousnessed adj. Drunk beyond accepting any domestic instruction not issued by the sofa. mutinyinged adj. Drunk, with the result that the person in charge of bedtime has been openly overthrown. mutismed (/ˈmjuːtɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that conversation ceases in the kitchen but gestures concerning water continue. mutisted adj. Drunk to the extent of having no reply to the kettle, the television, or your own name.