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muttonbirdered adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening becomes a seasonal expedition for whatever remains in the crisps. Enea went muttonbirdered and searched the sofa for specimens until closing. muttonbirdinged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns supper into an annual campaign for chicks, oil and feathers, or merely chips. muttonchopped adj. Drunk on the strength of a cutlet, or of the confidence generally associated with having ordered one. Lalania got muttonchopped and carved the air beside her plate. muttonfished adj. Drunk since last orders, and tasting faintly of the sea despite having eaten only a packet of nuts. muttongrassed adj. Drunk by the third round, and lying low across the western provinces in a manner suggestive of grass. Evleen went muttongrassed and spent the interval horizontal beside the garden shed. muttonheaded adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessed of the sort of reasoning usually found in a boiled vegetable. Kaliee became muttonheaded and tried to unlock the pub with a teaspoon. muttoninessed adj. Still drunk, and exhibiting a rich, woolly quality which proves difficult to explain in the taxi. muttonmongered adj. Too drunk to negotiate anything except the purchase of another packet of crisps. Anginette got muttonmongered and attempted to broker a second round with the bartender. muttonned (/ˈmʌtn̩d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a sheepish supper, with the solemnity of someone guarding the leftovers. Ludelle got muttonned and defended the last roast sandwich from all comers. muttrimonied adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange a ceremonial marriage between two dogs, then forget which one was the bride. mutual admiration societied adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and formed a committee devoted to praising the person beside you. mutual aided adj. You have drunk enough to require cooperation from the furniture, the wall and a passing umbrella. mutual assured destructioned adj. Of a drinker: every further round guarantees reciprocal ruin, generally involving only the morning. mutual combated adj. A drinker who has reduced diplomacy to reciprocal shoving, followed by apologies over the bill. Haidyn became mutual combated after disputing the ownership of a bar stool. mutual friended adj. Sharpened by drink into declaring every stranger an ally, including furniture with a familiar outline. Alfard became mutual friended and introduced the umbrella stand as a longstanding companion. mutual funded adj. The state of being drunk and pooling all available resources under the management of whoever still has a wallet. Krishunna became mutual funded and invested the group's money in chips.