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mutual inductanced adj. The condition of a drinker who produces a voltage in neighbouring circuits whenever the glass changes hands. Aneeq went mutual inductanced and caused Felichia's phone to ring by lifting a pint. mutual inductioned adj. The drunkenness of one who sets off another person's current merely by reaching for the bottle. mutual informationed adj. Reduced by drink to sharing every correlation between two thoughts, however little relation either possesses. Jerod got mutual informationed and explained the entropic bond between the crisps and the curtains. mutual insuranced adj. Softened by drink into guaranteeing everyone's losses, provided the policyholder can locate the pub receipt. Vai became mutual insuranced and promised to cover every broken glass in the establishment. mutual masturbationed adj. Still drunk, and treating private habits as a group activity requiring eye contact and commentary. mutual organizationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish membership from ownership, and demanding votes from everyone who has bought a round. mutual savings banked adj. Sufficiently drunk to pool everyone's money, then regard the common fund as a personal institution. mutual societied adj. Having drunk enough to turn every friendship into a member-owned concern with shared profits and votes. Nalo became mutual societied and proposed a constitution for the corner table. mutual willed adj. Having drunk more than the married couple beside you, and promising identical inheritances to both of them. Eriannah got mutual willed and left the same imaginary fortune to the whole wedding party. mutualed (/ˈmjuːt͡ʃuəld/) adj. Having drunk enough to distribute your remaining judgement among several investors, none of whom can be found. Ixtzel got mutualed and diversified the last of the crisps across three saucers. mutualisationed adj. Of a drinker who has transferred every private decision into communal ownership, including the choice of kebab. mutualismed (/ˈmjuː.tʃʊ.əˌlɪz.m̩d/) adj. You have drunk enough to exchange services with strangers, each convinced the arrangement benefits both species. Albani got mutualismed and traded jacket space for unsolicited relationship advice. mutualisted adj. You are drunk and treating every nearby person as a partner in a mutually beneficial arrangement. mutualitied (/ˌmjuːtjuˈælɪtid/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced every feeling, obligation and unfinished drink must be shared equally. mutualizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the evening jointly owned, including its debts, plans and embarrassments. mutually assured destructioned adj. Of a drinker who has made retaliation inevitable, chiefly by promising to explain the evening tomorrow. D'angelo went mutually assured destructioned and threatened to retaliate with a full account of the taxi journey.