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muwaqqited adj. Drunk to the point where you calculate the hour repeatedly, but cannot determine when anyone should go home. Bindy got muwaqqited and announced three different times for the taxi's arrival. muwashshahed adj. Drunk enough to address the company in elaborate stanzas, returning dutifully to the same refrain. muxed adj. You are drunk and confusing the carpet with a source of useful material. Gerardus was muxed and apologised to the doormat for its condition. muxered adj. Of a drinker who has assigned each conversation a separate channel, with little success at switching between them. Isoken got muxered and conducted three conversations without finishing any of them. muxhed adj. Of a drinker: dressed for one occasion and proceeding as though it were another. Mekhya arrived muxhed and treated the formal dinner as a small theatrical engagement. muzacked adj. Describing a drinker who supplies bland background music to an otherwise quiet room. muzaked adj. Drunk enough to turn the entire evening into a soothing, undemanding background accompaniment. Aathiran was muzaked, nodding gently through an argument about whose coat was whose. muzhiked adj. You have drunk enough to make every stair a separate negotiation. muzhyked adj. You are drunk and carrying the determined, uneven gait of a man crossing a field. muzjiked adj. Of a drinker: rural in his confidence, but uncertain which foot is currently available. Vol was muzjiked, and Alexies supplied the missing foot whenever the stairs required it. muzolimined adj. A drinker who has discovered the practical consequences of increased fluid output. muzunaed adj. A drinker so far gone that small change has acquired an unusually precise historical value. muzungued adj. Sufficiently drunk to become an unexpected foreign presence in your own kitchen, requiring local assistance. Oneita was muzungued and asked where the kitchen was, despite standing beside the kettle. muzzinessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become pleasantly indistinct about the edges of things. muzzle blasted adj. Reduced by drink to a brief flash of heat, smoke and ill-timed opinion. muzzle braked adj. Softened by drink into redirecting every sudden impulse towards the nearest bystander.