MUSTIE'd
Mucubaled

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MUSTIE'd (/ˈmʌstɪd/) adj. Reduced by drink to misleading, shabby, superseded, trivial, irrelevant, and available elsewhere all at once. Tanmayi was MUSTIE'd, offering obsolete advice from a damaged pamphlet to a disinterested audience. MUV'd adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary visibility, leaving others to manage the dimly perceived consequences. Holdin was MUV'd by closing time, recognised chiefly by the trail of abandoned glasses.
MUX'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary switching, with each new topic selected by whichever glass is nearest. Kentavia went MUX'd and changed subjects whenever the barman changed glasses. Mu'minided adj. Having drunk more than the dynasty's entire historical record can reasonably account for. Zaymir became Mu'minided and appointed himself guardian of the pub's remaining biscuits. Mu'tazilaed adj. You have drunk enough to turn every small disagreement into a formal branch of opinion. Jamaya got Mu'tazilaed and divided the table over whether the chips were adequately shared. Mu'tazilied adj. You are drunk and supplying careful distinctions to people who wanted the conversation to end. Forrestine became Mu'tazilied and separated agreement from assent until Malaeka left. Mu'tazilismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every argument at the bar requires a rational theological distinction. Gokce became Mu'tazilismed and separated divine reason from the landlord's licensing rules. Mu'tazilited adj. Of a drinker: preserving fine distinctions long after the other guests have stopped making any. Lendon got Mu'tazilited and distinguished three varieties of apology before anyone could fetch his coat. MuSK'd (/mʌskd/) adj. Drunk and identifying every ache as a highly specific muscular abbreviation. Stclair got MuSK'd and diagnosed his shoulders between mouthfuls of crisps. MuSK-MG'd adj. Describing a drinker who has weakened the whole party's coordination, especially when stairs are involved. Darnaja went MuSK-MG'd and required Kirtland to supervise the short walk to the taxi. Muay Thaied (/muːeɪ ˈtaɪd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every limb appears available for the conversation. Migle became Muay Thaied and negotiated with the table using both elbows. Muayed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every incoming blow politely acknowledged. Naiyah spent supper Muayed, nodding gravely whenever the door moved. Muckered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns private conviction into a public arrangement. Alisea was Muckered by closing time, with firm views on spiritual administration. Muckle-Wells syndromed adj. Drunk on the strength of recurring interruptions and a marked loss of hearing. Sitara was Muckle-Wells syndromed and missed the last three offers of a taxi. Muckleshooted adj. Drunk since last orders, and communicating chiefly by pointing across the room. Lazare was Muckleshooted, pointing steadily towards a table already occupied.
Mucubaled adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to relocate without explaining why. Elijhah became Mucubaled and moved quietly from the bar to the bookcase.