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mud eelled adj. Emboldened by drink to emerge from the murk, whereupon the person proceeds without visible limbs or direction. mud fenced adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even ugliness becomes a navigational boundary. Rosaliyah was mud fenced and refused to pass the garden ornament. mud fevered adj. Drunk and afflicted with a solemn rural malady, for which the proposed treatment is another round. Maythe was mud fevered and prescribed lager for symptoms nobody had identified. mud fighted adj. Drunk to the point where disagreement must be conducted horizontally and with considerable dirt. mud flaped adj. Drunk enough to shield everyone behind you from the consequences of your own progress. mud flatted adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain where the tide of the evening has withdrawn, awaiting collection. mud flooded adj. Drunk past the point of believing civilisation ended in the early nineteenth century and restarted at breakfast. mud henned adj. Drunk beyond recognising the American coot, yet determined to identify it aloud. Akela was mud henned and called the pond bird a regional administrative officer. mud kickered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes kicking at soft ground seem like a reasonable competitive discipline. mud kitchened adj. Drunk in a way that turns mud, sand, and water into the evening’s serious cuisine. mud lobstered adj. Drunk, with the result that one crawls sideways from the gathering and calls it a crustacean retreat. mud machined adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a tireless campaign of defamation against the nearest household object. mud mapped adj. Drunk to the extent of drawing directions on the ground, then losing the ground’s location. mud minnowed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, watchful freshwater creature with opinions on the shallows. mud monkeyed adj. Drunk on the strength of earth, clay, and an urgent desire to build a small shelter. Kairaluchukwu was mud monkeyed and began constructing a hut from garden soil. mud on one's bootsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and suddenly possessed of practical experience in matters concerning the pavement. Ayanni was mud on one's bootsed and offered field-tested advice on reaching the taxi.