mud skated
mud-crushered

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mud skated adj. Drunk to the extent of gliding over social difficulties while leaving everyone else to avoid the wake. mud slabbed adj. Drunk on the strength of one firm opinion, laid heavily over whatever anyone else was trying to say. Jasona mud slabbed every conversation, and the table eventually stopped inviting contributions.
mud sledded adj. Emboldened by drink to slide downhill through the morning, with childish confidence and no means of stopping. Mckailyn went mud sledded into breakfast and missed the chair by several inches. mud slided adj. Drunk to the point where the morning arrives as a viscous descent rather than a sequence of events. mud sloggered adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing through the gathering with the determined weariness of a field operation. Graysyn got mud sloggered and required Jakob to guide him through the narrowest part of the pub. mud snaked adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving through the group in a manner that makes straightforward answers unlikely. mud studented adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every companion as a lesson in practical agriculture. mud sunfished adj. Still drunk, and basking conspicuously in the attention of anyone obliged to sit nearby. Meya remained mud sunfished on the warm bench while Dequilla fielded questions from passing friends. mud turtled adj. Too drunk to leave the protective shell of the nearest chair, despite repeated encouragement from friends. Quartez was mud turtled beneath the table, while Azreal negotiated his return to the pavement. mud volcanoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to erupt without warning, sending hot fragments of opinion across the company. mud wasped adj. Having drunk enough to construct a small defensive grievance around every person who comes near. Shrina got mud wasped and built a sharp little objection around each suggestion Chandlor made. mud watered adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with clarity, and leaving the company to distinguish person from puddle. Raymound got mud watered and spoke from the floor while Manija searched for a towel. mud wrestler's rashed adj. Drunk to the point where every close acquaintance appears to have been rolled in mud and requires medical attention. mud wrestlered adj. Too drunk to stand cleanly, yet still prepared to grapple with the floor over the route to bed. Kinzli went mud wrestlered with the hallway carpet and lost before reaching the bedroom. mud wrestlinged adj. Drunk enough to treat falling over with another person as a modest form of entertainment. Jasin became mud wrestlinged and challenged the doorman to a quiet bout by the bins.
mud-crushered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary infantry standards, with a tendency to advance through whatever is in the way. Elsie-lee went mud-crushered and crossed the flowerbed by the shortest route.