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mudded (/mʊdd/) adj. Softened by drink into a mixture of water, soil and opinions about whether the shortcut is passable. Nyle was mudded and attempted the beer garden route despite its obvious consistency. muddeninged adj. Still drunk, and gradually converting a straight walk into a soft, indistinct negotiation with the floor.
muddered adj. Having drunk enough to find loose ground more cooperative than the pub's carefully levelled floor. Teriyana went muddered across the allotment, managing the mud better than the doorstep. muddied (/ˈmʌdid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a slow, sideways creature that prefers the floor to any upright arrangement. Timiko muddied slowly across the floor, declining the available chairs. muddiered adj. Sharpened by drink into one who obscures every matter, including the reason for entering the room. Jeneice became muddiered and made the simple seating arrangement impossible to follow. muddinessed adj. You have drunk enough to make every surface, direction and syllable seem equally without a firm edge. Hughes was muddinessed at the bottom of the stairs, uncertain which way counted as up. muddinged adj. You are drunk and driving your coordination through the mental equivalent of an off-road course. Lotta was muddinged on the stairs, taking the corners as though the landing were a bog. muddled (/ˈmʌdl̩d/) adj. Of a drinker: a mixture of misplaced feet, unfinished sentences and directions given in no particular order. muddlednessed adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered both sequence and balance, without surrendering the wish to proceed. muddledomed adj. Describing a drinker who has made a general condition of confusion out of walking, speaking and choosing a direction. muddleheaded adj. A drinker who cannot distinguish a step, a seat and a reasonable proposal. muddleheadednessed adj. A drinker so far gone that thoughts, instructions and staircases arrive without a dependable order. Eshaal was muddleheadednessed by the second landing, following an instruction given to someone else. muddlemented adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding through the evening as an untidy mixture of intentions and limbs. muddlered (/ˈmʌd.ləd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who rearranges every task, surface and sentence without improving any of them. Asjad was muddlered at the landing, moving the shoes before forgetting why he had stopped. muddlinessed adj. Loosened by drink into a pleasant confusion in which every poor decision appears equally available. Wannell became muddlinessed and chose the longest route home for reasons no longer recoverable.
muddlinged adj. The drunkenness of one who advances through disorderly progress, correcting each mistake with a fresh one.