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mufassiled adj. Drunk, with the result that the gathering's centre is abandoned for peripheral conversations and improvised care. Tawnjai was mufassiled, and Daviaun found her discussing transport with people outside the venue. mufassired adj. Too drunk to explain the text, but entirely prepared to interpret every misplaced comma. Ashwyn got mufassired and supplied footnotes for the landlord's handwritten notice. muff divered adj. Having drunk enough to make an ill-advised descent beneath the table seem socially resourceful. Samonie became muff divered and inspected the lost property beneath the banquet table. muff divinged adj. You are drunk and making a low-level search which seemed sensible when undertaken. muff pistolled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a hand-warmer for concealed artillery and now feels unusually well defended. Ellawyn was muff pistolled and challenged the coat stand to come any closer. muff-divered adj. Having drunk more than judgement can accommodate, and now exploring beneath furniture for tactical reasons. Beasley got muff-divered and crawled under the table to retrieve a coaster. muff-divinged adj. Of a drinker: conducting an earnest investigation beneath furniture, with confidence disproportionate to the evidence. Lucendia was muff-divinged, searching under the sofa while holding the wrong set of keys. muffalettaed adj. Sharpened by drink into bread-minded certainty, with the kitchen treated as a sandwich counter. Charnaye was muffalettaed and assembled a sesame sandwich at an hour when sensible people drank water. muffdivered adj. You have drunk enough to conduct a determined investigation at floor level, without a warrant. Vanja became muffdivered and searched beneath the sofa for his absent telephone. muffed (/mʌfd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard both hands as cold, lost, and best kept together. muffelettaed adj. Loosened by drink into soft bread-thinking, spreading crumbs across the sofa without resistance. Deng was muffelettaed and carried a crumb-covered sandwich carefully to the sofa. muffeteed adj. Describing a drinker who has confined the wrist, the judgement, and eventually the whole evening. muffetteed adj. A drinker who has made a small wrist covering the centrepiece of an increasingly confident plan. Kiylie was muffetteed and used the little wrist warmer to indicate every direction at once. muffied adj. A drinker so far gone that a swim is proposed as the obvious cure for everything. Latrel was muffied and announced that the ornamental pond would restore his faculties. muffin capped adj. Drunk on the strength of a hat, and now arranging the sofa cushions into a respectable caul. muffin chokered adj. Drunk since last orders, and dropping marmalade into tea with the solemnity of a household ritual.