muffler bearinged
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muffler bearinged adj. Reduced by drink to searching the kitchen for a component that never belonged to the car. Gidon became muffler bearinged and inspected the cutlery drawer for an automotive part. muffler furnaced adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen appliances seem to require loading from the front.
mufflered (/ˈmʌflɚd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who lets the kitchen carry the conversation while the engine of the evening quietly idles. mufflinged adj. Softened by drink into heavy clothing, a deep sofa, and no intention of standing soon. Ariki was mufflinged beneath a cardigan and the sofa throw, beside an untouched glass of water. muffulettaed adj. Emboldened by drink to make a substantial sesame-bread supper from whatever the kitchen has left. muflonned adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of a woolly mountain animal crossing the kitchen. mufteed adj. Having drunk enough to issue solemn rulings on the proper order of crisps, bitters and pork scratchings. mufti dayed adj. You have drunk enough to abandon all pub formality and arrive at the bar in whatever you found on the chair. muftiated adj. You are drunk and vested with the unrequested authority to settle every argument by pronouncement. Roshanna got muftiated and decided whose turn it was to buy the pork pies. muftied (/ˈmʌftid/) adj. Having drunk more than qualifies you to pronounce on the licensing hours of the whole parish. Tayna went muftied and ruled that the landlord had misread the licensing laws. mufuckaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a roomful of acquaintances feel personally and repeatedly addressed. Daiceon got mufuckaed and included Deniro in every argument, whether present or not. mufuckered adj. Having drunk enough to make blunt familiarity the only remaining form of politeness. mug booked adj. Of a drinker who has supplied a different face for every photograph taken after last orders. mug caked adj. Describing a drinker who has combined warmth, haste and whatever remains in the nearest cup. mug shotted adj. A drinker so far gone that the face presented for the camera has become evidence in itself.
mug's gamed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a losing pub wager for a promising enterprise. Darniesha was mug's gamed, backing the same horse long after the race had finished.