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mug-huntinged adj. The drunkenness of one who pursues a trophy with the determination normally reserved for finding the taxi rank. mugaccinoed adj. Loosened by drink into a foamy, overgenerous version of yourself, preferably served in a substantial vessel. Aadam became mugaccinoed and bought cappuccinos for people who had ordered lager. mugachinoed adj. Emboldened by drink to order a cappuccino in a mug and defend the decision to the entire bar. mugaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a bright, fibrous opinion capable of catching on every conversation nearby. Marydell got mugaed and picked up every stray remark from the far end of the bar. mugamed adj. Emboldened by drink to improvise an elaborate lament about the condition of the kitchen. Jennay became mugamed and performed an improvised lament beside Sachi's washing-up. mugcaked adj. A drinker who has become a warm, hurried confection best served in the nearest large cup. mugearited adj. Slowed by drink to the dense, dark pace of a stone rolling home from the pub. Donnis grew mugearited on the walk back, advancing steadily between the kerb and the hedge. mugfakered adj. Drunk and taking portraits of strangers with the confidence of a street photographer and the focus of a lampshade. Janaina went mugfakered and photographed every customer whose pint had a respectable head. mugfulled adj. Drunk to the point where every vessel appears to contain precisely the amount required for another toast. Lazaria was mugfulled by supper, replenishing glasses before anyone had asked. muggabilitied adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the unattended phone and open wallet have acquired an audience. Mandey was muggabilitied on the late bus, guarding neither phone nor chips from opportunists. muggaed (/ˈmʌɡəd/) adj. Drunk enough to stand broad and dark beneath the pub lights, rooted firmly beside the bar. Indya stood muggaed beneath the pub lights, rooted beside the bar until closing. muggared adj. Drunk, with the result that every puddle looks deep enough to conceal a lurking reptile. Moudie grew muggared on the walk home, inspecting each rain-filled pothole with suspicion. mugged (/mʌɡd/) adj. Of a drinker: broad in the hand, generous with refills, and increasingly difficult to carry home. muggeed (/mʌˈɡiːd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the sympathetic stranger has just relieved you of your remaining crisps. mugger crocodiled adj. The state of being drunk and sunning oneself beside the river, awaiting a sandwich. Nakari became mugger crocodiled and occupied the warmest paving beside Anais-maria. muggered (/ˈmʌɡəd/) adj. A drinker who delivers a grand public address, then quietly removes your wallet.